May 26, 2024
found this beauty if anyone wants it
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found this beauty if anyone wants it
*Simon and Stella on a romantic date*
Stella: babe sometimes I feel like you're three chipmunks in a suit pretending to be a person haha
Simon: *visibly sweating* haha yeah and if they were a singing trio and two of them had terrible names like alvin that would be crazy whaaat
Stella: what
Simon: whaaat
TIME MACHINE POLL OUT NOW!! It's not joever yet lads
what is happening in Time Machine?
Simon is reminiscing about the past (emo)
stella is reminiscing about the past (emo)
they're both doing that. emo couple goals
something about 9/11 perhaps
becoming old or something
other (if you choose this you are legally required to tell me the theory by law)
um idk (I feel u)
don't know don't care give me the results
sorry but if you don't tell me your theories you get fined a billion trillion pounds. sorry I don't make the rules
I love hearing from ALL OF YOU and if you think "no one's going to like my theory" you're WRONG because I WILL. I will ANALYSE AND THINK ABOUT IT and WILL LOVE DOING THAT
if you think "haha all these other theories are trash and I'm going to say so and say my cooler, better theory" what I want you to do is something I like to call "block before glock" and basically you just block me before I come at you with a glock.
enspiel. I'm going to smash a glockenspiel over your head. It will hurt. I am definitely not in possession of a gun for I am a law abiding British citizen.
tumblr is so glitchy I had to redo this twice because it made all the options the same thing. I am never leaving my log around this dumpster fire no matter how hard the flames spit at my decaying body
ITS FINALLY OUT!! STRANDED LULLABY POLL OUT NOW!!! EXTREMELY sorry for the long wait
what is happening in stranded lullaby?
Simon hops on a boat & is lured to death by a siren
Simon hops on a boat & drowns himself on purpose
Simon hops on a boat & gets lost at sea & drowns on an oopsie daisy
Stella's ghost kills Simon
Simon hears Stella for schizophrenia reasons travels to sea and drowns (oops)
Simon's voices trick him into drowning himself
he doesn't die and ACTUALLY GETS TO HAWAII 🎉🎉
stella looks down at Simon from heaven
something UNREALTED (PLEASE TELL ME in tags)
umm idk (I feel u.)
I am just here for the ✨️results✨️
if you do not tell me your theories I will cry all over you and over time you will wear and you will rot like me.
SECOND LAST POLL AMEN GLORY TO LIFE! I love all of you mutuals and anyone else in this community. You're all so lovely
LABRYNTH POLL OUT NOWWWWW MOTHERFUCKERS GET IT WHILE YOU CAN GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT AND STEAAAMMYYY
labyrinth ok spelt it right. so what's happening in that song
simon's insane bruh
he's in heaven(❓️)
the effects 9/11 have on the people 😔*
he's escaping heheohoheohoejoejoever
I'm really not sure (like I'm not sure what other options to put)
umm something else (you'll have to tell me or I'll melt your mitochondria)
ain't got scooby doo mate
umm idgaf give me the results
I have considered all of your 1 suggestions for the picrew and have decided to use that one for the Stella and Simon looks polls. If you even care
I am tired and alive. This should not be able to happen and I'm both glad and sad this is what state I am
I will regret both this and the lack of options on the morrow. I may redo this poll but probably no since what's done is done I guess, what are you going to do about it
what if I doxxed myself. how would you feel
I could put together an art thing of the album but maybe when I get more popular 🍆😝
I think we should be friends. all of us
I have so many polls to do on this album that I thought of today but I will probably forget and I don't know how to end this so I'll recycle that little
adieu, and live
wassup w our boi Simon
wassup w simon
he's schizophrenic all the album
he's insane half of the album
he's insane all of the album
he's a pedophile 🚨🚨🚨*
he regularly kills girls🚨🚨🚨*
both of the *s
NONE of these wh?? other (TELL ME PLEASE 🙏 in the tags)
ummm idkk (same gurl same not really tho but I get u king)
my noggin be empty I simply request the results
uh oh random poll that I sprang on you what what are you gonna do (vote and reblog I hope 🥺)
If u want my ops he's schizophrenic and kills stella bc he thinks it's the erllking or however u spell it and then goes insane at electroshock obvs. the lice in my mice were the askers btw
Simon, mad out of his mind looking like he just smoked every drug in existence: stelar !! they,, added 2 to make a nother 7/11 :d
stella, sick of his shit since he came out of electroshock therapy 2 hours ago: mmhm and I made a 7 a heaven for you to go to but you were too busy getting "arrested" and "didn't notice" ffs
stella: wait what did you mean they "added 2"
stella, looking at the news: ahhhhh shittttt simon that's not a slushie store umm that's uhhh a longer shift in heaven for me today
OK! I'M GOING TO START THE HPII PICREW POLLS SOON
WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST
is there any other characters apart from
stella or
Simon?
other (TELL ME OR I WON'T KNOW AND THEY'LL NEVER BE MADE)
dgaf I just want the results
I've put a 1 day limit on here where I usually do a week so do with that what you will
If there are any other prominent characters to you I would DEFINITELY like to know and we could DEFINITELY make a picrew
if any of them look cursed don't blame me I am but a figurehead for your decisions. a host if you will, a harbourer. while you crawl over me and feast on my body, I will sit here, complicit in rotting.