Apr 1, 2017
Hey how come we don't have an AU where beta & alpha kids switch sessions (Which just means honestly i want an au where dirk and roxy have guardians and dave and rose grow up alone)
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Hey how come we don't have an AU where beta & alpha kids switch sessions (Which just means honestly i want an au where dirk and roxy have guardians and dave and rose grow up alone)
John would probably eat a bug for 20$ but not dave?
Yeah john would probably do it for a dare while dave refuses to bring that thing anywhere near his mouth lol
Piss with someone else in the bathroom,,, I know that sounds super weird but like,, think 'bout it
lmao john wouldn’t care much but dave would probably start noticing and that’s when all kinds of shit starts to go down in his head
MANBUN DIRK
AU where John and Dave get married and adopt a kid would be perfect
also they would probably both make dad jokes a lot so it’s a double bonus:
Child(looking at John): "Dad, I'm hungry."
John(smiling): "Hi hungry, I'm dad!"
Child(sighs and turns to face Dave): "..Daddy, is he joking again?”
Dave(replies with a straight face): "Nah, he's dad. And you're hungry."
oh yeah
yesterday it snowed and all i could think about was john and dave kissing on their first snowy day❄❄❄
they kiss outdoors and since dave is complaining the cold freezing his ass off john invites him to his house and makes him hot chocolate.(with mini marshmallows on top! yay)
moustachedkat replied to your post “I was thinking about dave getting married..and for some reason i feel...”
I'd like to think he'd have and most traditional wedding you could imagine 100% for the irony of it
hes probably gonna have a 3 tiered sbahj cake tho
john will hate it and dirk will love it
I was thinking about dave getting married..and for some reason i feel like dave would propose really casually like "hey, we should get married.", and the other person would go "oh? okay yeah, why not." and dave would answer "cool" but honestly he would have been scared shitless about what the other person might have replied so yeah..casual proposal. sweet. (And dave proceeds to have the most ironic wedding in history)