#hs54

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this is so goddamn funny

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...this implies that Jade has either never used a toilet, or has multiple uses for a toilet, and I hate both equally

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john is me when i found out they were aliens

god i cant look at this convo the same way now, its just an alien shouting kid isnt it

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you should definitely crochet yourself an iphone snuggly bc that would be precious, dave. just accept they could be a cool thing to have. think of it as ironic if you have to.

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im trying not to laugh

i refuse to laugh at something CG says

hhh god

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no fucking shit, she hates you lot

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okay no human would say “tickles their absurdity palate” so.. i 100% believe you, andrew hussie, now pls do not backstab me with another twist again

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he is the star