john is me when i found out they were aliens
god i cant look at this convo the same way now, its just an alien shouting kid isnt it

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john is me when i found out they were aliens
god i cant look at this convo the same way now, its just an alien shouting kid isnt it
im trying not to laugh
i refuse to laugh at something CG says
hhh god
no fucking shit, she hates you lot
okay no human would say “tickles their absurdity palate” so.. i 100% believe you, andrew hussie, now pls do not backstab me with another twist again
NEVERMIND IM LAUGHING
hes so SHOUTY jesus fucking christ. but i feel like he’s not the “bad guy” that i thought he was. kind of like how bakugou is perceived in bnha. and sorry for making a weeb reference in a homestuck blog.
anyways, i guess i can see why people would like him. but that doesnt mean he isnt a jerk.
.... so? CG is pestering john throughout his timeline but in the reverse order. is that what im getting here from this convo? bc now that aliens are in the equation, im not even gonna question time travel. ill just accept they can go talk to you through specific parts of your timeline. bc thats a thing that happens apparently.
so GA is trying to befriend rose while CG is trying to befriend john
god knows which one is going to work