HTTYD Fans, and NON HTTYD fans.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm
NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!" HTTYD FANS: say "OH MY GODS!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"
HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or I'll get my dragon to sit on you!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk
NOMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh" HTTYD FANS: say "Oh my Thor"
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)
NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.
Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all. HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.
NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home. HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)
NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released. HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)
NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.
NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it. HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."
NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?" HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."
NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!" HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."
NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on' HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'
NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!
Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.
NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch
NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this HTTYD fans: will reblog this before the Red Death gets them.
