#huang shitposts

[fighting-name-huang]

Literally slept cuddling my strung bow yesterday hoping it would pass weight at WPO today lmfao

[fighting-name-huang]

Wait where did everyone come from

[fighting-name-huang]

War takeaways:

My moment has come and gone and it was when I managed to give the -100 resurrection to the enemy Valk in second half, after I "found" the scroll on the ground after the red team dropped it. Finders keepers!!

Started officially petitioning my unit :)

Fried rice poem recieved well!

Three javelins to the face + one arrow to jaw = ouchie

My bow pulls too high, need to buy a longer string asap

Why do people red shields so light? I had to say "dude no that literally was a strong blue at best no way i'm taking that as a red to my shield" TWICE. Smh, if you're a red you *should* have the muscle to use it AND THAT INCLUDES TESTING WTF KIND OF NOODLE ASS ARMS DO YOU HAVE THAT WAS A LIGHT NOT A HARD HIT AND EVEN I AS A NON RED USER CAN FUCKING TELL. Also :) dont :) fucking :) grapple :) archers :) fuckers <3

Those goddamn pumpkins

[fighting-name-huang]

Invented a new game to play at War, it's called "Taste One of These Brownies and Guess How Huang Managed to Fuck Up One of the Easiest Recipes Known to Mankind Goddamnit Not Again"!

[fighting-name-huang]

made pastry by hand (no mixer and no pastry cutter so it was a fist and a fork) to prep for feeding everyone i possibly can at okfest (and practice my pastry) and im not baking it til later but im sure itll turn out just like i am now, overworked

[fighting-name-huang]

@bound-books-and-glowing-clouds

"#huang's bread drama" Listen. Listen im getting new yeast this week and the bread *will* rise

[fighting-name-huang]

not me imaginjng sports manga monologue when im fighting other people 💀💀