“ well this is horrifying ”
— buzzfeed unsolved ; closed.
‘ So he got caught up in the TANGO BAMBI or whatever—I’m not judging. ’ The words come out in a single string of breath, somewhere between amused and vaguely curious. It’s been months, and sure he was present for every moment behind the Monster’s eyes, but even a cringeworthy Glee voiceover couldn’t prepare him for Josh. Maybe he’s asking too many questions. Or maybe he’s earned a good story. ‘ I only have one concern: is a werewolf dickdown all it’s cracked up to be, or would it be more realistic to set my sights on the centaur? ’










