You are, once again, *Dylan O'Brien voice* insatiable.
It's practically my default setting.
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You are, once again, *Dylan O'Brien voice* insatiable.
It's practically my default setting.
Look at you, getting your oranges, and sinning on the Lord's Day. We love to see it.
I- Just.... yeah.
I'm honestly living my best life. I made him nachos and homemade guacamole after for dinner because Post Sex Nachos came on the Playlist while we were fuckin... it seemed apropos, no?
And to be fair, the entirety of 2024 has been... absolutely 🫠😜😋😁
independent-thought-alarm is referring to THIS ask
So how is Hubs going to deal with NNN? :p
He will not be participating 😈
Oh, does someone wanna be spit roasted by your hubs and Dylan? 😏
.......
Yep.
independent-thought-alarm is referring to THIS post and like... yeah. Obviously.
HIS FUCKING SHOULDERS!
Ugh, just kill me now?
Also, hope hubs got lots of brownie points
Ha!!!
Yeah. His shoulders are a problem, huh?
.....AHEM 👀..... ANYway.... yeah. Fuck.
And yes, hubs scored major points and I believe more shall be chalked up tonight 😈
7thleveldown is referring to THIS post.
Hubs must be happy having birthday sex thrice a year!
OMFG. The way I LAUGHED 🤣
Hubs right now:
Hahahah! No, but all jokes aside. This made me cackle. Holy shit. You win funniest ask in a long time. I can't deal with you. Reveal yourself so you can be properly praised for this glorious content ;)
Birthday sex is a different animal, isn't it? Special occasion sex is 🤌. Birthday, Anniversary (😉), and listen.. Halloween sex in this house? 👀 Dylan's Birthday sex... adding it to the calendar.
Did they release the thirsty tweet reading yet? Or did they not want to break the internet again?
Also have you convinced Hubby yet to bleach his hair? Or will it be a midnight stealth mission for you to do?
Not yet? I don't think?
I feel like people would be screaming at me if they had, but I eagerly await that content. The poor man's eyes are liable to start bleeding ;)
Edited to add: the interviewer tweeted this as the release date:
And no, no bleached hair for hubs. I am happy to report that he has grown back some pretty impressive stubble, and it feels fucking... GOOOOOOD. Haha!