TEXT MESSAGE || WANGDOG
HOTDOG: My apologies, Wang! I’ve been too busy making out with your sister to come up for air
WANG: I almost just puked all over Nate. I actually hate you.
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TEXT MESSAGE || WANGDOG
HOTDOG: My apologies, Wang! I’ve been too busy making out with your sister to come up for air
WANG: I almost just puked all over Nate. I actually hate you.
Text message || WangDog
HOTDOG: You’re about a 20 on the drunk scale right now. Are you back home yet? You better be safe with that jack and add some more ginger ale into it, I will send you food and make the grub hub person go in and check on you, don’t doubt me haha.
WANG: I'm strictly a 10 in all categories that thete are categorized.
WANG: If a random person walked in into my house abuela would...WAIT
WANG: You don't no my address! You you don't even know if I'm him. I could be at a restaurant.
WANG: Phylanthropizing. You don't know. You don't don't know what I'm doing!
@Finn
The fact that you’re more concerned about how awesome you’re not then the fact that your middle name is forester-marcellus is really frightening.