my type is irritable old gay whos horribly blunt X neurotic old anxious gay who overthinks shit to the max. they argue over everything, including petty shit, and they will never admit it but they need each other. (usually because A. no one else will put up with either of them and/or B. they balance each other out and/or C. they genuinely enjoy being each other, fussing and fighting included.) bonus points if the grouchy one is short and round and the neurotic one is tall and oval











