#hughapiston

[henrythebee]

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[fluffyferret6]

THE CONFERENCE OF THE BIRDS RANT (it's probably too late???)

Okay bullet form let's go

• Why is Noor and Jacob a thing again??? like I didn't even like Jemma but this was just bad. Noor was so boring compared to the last book like idk, the last book she's a badass light manipulater and now she's..... Jacob's gf? Noor deserves better.

• Was there actually a need to bring Caul back?? I think the new American books should be about like the gangs probably but now they're just softies????? Huh

• OMGGGGGG FIONNNAAAAA My girl is back and kicking my friends

• Can we talk about how loving Hugh is?? That's totally the proper reaction to finding Fiona (unlike Jacob totally forgetting about Emma even tho he was with her for like 4 books)

• WOOOHOOO ENOCH IS BACK AND MAN HE IS GOOD

• "wights following the recipe"

Dang iconic

• Can someone get a Enoch someone please?? Like a strong-willed girl that's stubborn and fights him like all the time, kind of childish like him?? That'd be perfect

•Ummm what happened to my precious Claire now?? I get that this is just developing the same Claire from AMOD but I don't really like this Claire. GIVE ME BACK SASSY HC CLAIRE!!!

• this book can also be renamed as "Myron Bentham messes up everything and dooms all of peculiardom"

•Why is Millard like ignored in this one?? Like chill Jacob he'd just trying to help don't tell him he's annoying go snog your new gf in the corner thanks?? Also where is MILLY

• Horace is playing a bigger parry in this one and I'm loving it!!!

• Why did Jacob go to the dead-risers loop with Noor instead of Enoch??? like that would've been perfect bonding time ok

• Probably the most popular one.... V. Ok like this is the woman you've been tryna find for two books and everyone expects bonding time with Noor but suddenly BOOM BOOM she's dead now like ok Mr Riggs sir can you let her live for at least a chapter??

[cloudesss]

A Miss Peregrine movie theory my brother came up with

I showed him the movie (which I don't like but I also don't not like) and he came up with ridiculous fan theory about the end.

So in the end, Jacob goes through loops to get back to 1943, yeah? And he goes to one from 1942 and joins the navy, right? My brother said to me, "Okay what if he is fighting in WWII with his granda and grandpa dies? So Jake starts freaking out that he'll never be born. Unless..."

AND THEN THIS ABSOLUTE BAMPOT GOES ON TO SAY JAKE MARRIES HIS GRANDMA SO THAT HE'LL BE BORN

[craigfuckyfuck-blog]

Horace : Hugh, could you pass me the salt?

Hugh : You're sitting right next to it.

Horace : I meant the other one, my bad.

[henrythebee]

Henry please go into extreme detail on how Barry stole your girl it's truly heartbreaking and j cry everytime /real

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[henrythebee]

Henry sir, what do you consider to be your relation to Hugh’s friends?

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[henrythebee]

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[henrythebee]

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