#hugosantoni

[ofthes]

“my father won’t be joining us tonight. he’s rather injured from the recent event in valtolia,” theseus greeted their dinner guest with a polite bow. the lyonheart castle had been decorated lavishly for a warm reception, the dining table nearly crushed under the weight of all the food on it. they didn’t have guests often but the master of coin from another kingdom was as important as guests came. “my name’s theseus marchant, my lord. will you dine with me instead?”

@hugosantoni

[ramsdenreeve-blog]

@hugosantoni:

I believe it is up to you to decide if you will be a man accepting an invitation, or a knight taking up a challenge. Or would it be the other way around? I would be less concerned with doing the wrong thing, than not doing a thing and living to regret it.

“Very fair words. If I look into paying Sollia a visit, shall I assume I have you to call as an escort...?”

[ramsdenreeve-blog]

If I cannot tease you with a good time, may I *challenge* you to one? If so, do consider this your engraved invitation to Santoni and to Sollia.

“Should I report this invitation to my king, good sir, or should it remain... off the books? I mustn’t do the wrong thing, you see...”

[sayreinto]

Well, I’m glad that I am not alone in receiving these style of questions. While I am not strictly opposed to the idea laid out here, particularly with the magus Collin, I have one concern. Do you really think we could share someone and not accidentally kill them in the process. If what I know of myself, and what I’ve heard about you is true, well...

“If anyone were to handle men of our…gravity, it would be the High Advisor.”

Other puns include:‘It’d be a stretch, but…’‘If the mage felt like opening up to us…’‘We might be able to squeeze in…’

[sayreinto]

Your gray faces ask far more interesting questions than mine. All mine want to know is if I’ve the largest cock in Sollia and if I’ll allow them to rut me. As ever, my friend, you have all the luck 🤔

“My questions are on love, wedlock, and the weight of my house. Perhaps they mistook which ones they were sending where  – though I would admit, now I’m curious how you compare to the rest of your kingdom.

As a friend, of course.”

[sayreinto]

You've been a good friend to me, Bal. Feel free to assume control of the East Solan Baths... perhaps the closest of my springs to Sayre. Whomever your gray face is, if they're bold enough, might find you there.

“If they continue to hide their face, would you join me in the East Solan Baths instead, to soften the blow?

As a good friend, of course.”

[sayreinto]

Well, we are clothes shopping. If we didn't just shop for me, but for both of us? Who knows maybe the gray face might be a little bolder if they saw more?

“I’m more...all-or-nothing when it comes to clothing. My style is covered. But behind closed doors, it all comes off. Perhaps someone would have to catch me at your springs to see more.”

[ramsdenreeve-blog]

I'm sorry, sir knight. It seems so many gray faces don't know how to properly treat a man of your caliber. Sure, you have a handsome face, a strong body, and many suspect other blessings. I'm mostly intrigued by your thoughts, what lays within your soul behind masks of chivalry and duty. But I suspect that while you're brave enough to fight a manticore, you may not be brave enough to visit Santoni. You might have too much fun!

“These gray faces are unwelcome, but they’re certainly no threat to myself... and is that an invitation to visit your kingdom? Do not tease me with a good time, Duke...”