#hulchul

[carbonaramarinara]

Same position 15 years later 🧘🏽‍♀️

[golgappalicious]

WHAT ARE WE? - I

pairing : jai angarchand (hulchul) x oc a/n : no idea how long this is gonna be. atp im on autopilot.

PAST- ANGARCHAND VILLAGE - 12:37 PM "NAINA! BHES KI BACCHI! MERE BHAIYA KI DHOTI WAAPAS KAR! YAAR WOH ABHI DHUL KAR AAYI HAI!" Jai Angarchand, 10 years old, screaming at the girl running few feet ahead, laughing like there's no tomorrow.

"NAHI KARUNGI! MEIN ISSE JHOOLA BANAUNGI AUR LATKUNGI!" Naina, 9 years old, howled, running with the dhoti fluttering with the wind like she was some defiant militant on her way to start a revolution.

"PAGAL LADKI! UNKI IZZAT KE ALAAWA KUCH NAHI LATAK RAHA YAHAN PAR!" Jai sped up his pace, closing the gap between the two. He extended his hand to catch the fluttering cloth. He yanked it backwards, causing Naina to miss her footing and sending them both tumbling and getting catch up in the dhoti.

...

"...apne maa baapo ki aakhri galtiyo, kitne baar bola hai kapdo ke saath nahi khel the!" Kishan Angarchand (Paresh Rawal) caught up to the two ruffians who were wresting to get out the white dhoti. Kishan yanked the dhoti, sending the two spinning into the flowers.

"Tum dono ki matargashti ho jaye toh waapas aajana. Tum dono ki matayein tumhare liye Gaajar ka halwa bana rahi hai," He huffed and walked off, tossing his dhoti over his shoulder.

Naina and Jai popped their heads out of the sunflowers like two whack-a-moles, took one look at eachother and then laughed.

"Jai! Tumhare bhaiya toh aag baboola ho rahe the!"

"Nahate hue aadmi ke kapde lekar bhagogi toh yahi hoga na!" He grinned, placing his hands on his waist.

"Lekin gaajar ka halwa toh mera ho kar hi rahega!" She shoved him back into the dirt and sprinted towards the house, blowing a raspberry in his direction, "Jo akhir mein pohucha woh sada hua anda!"

"AAAARGH RUKO! NAINA! JANAM SE BHOOKI! MEIN SADA HUA ANDA NAHI HU!" Jai recovered from the disastrous and traitorous push and ran after her..again.

...

The Angarchands and the Tiwaris were two peas in a pod. One was the power, other was the influence. They had built good relations over the course of time with their forefathers first engaging in trade as a customary to becoming inseparable. If either of the two was facing troubles, the other would step up no matter what.

"Dekho dono aagaye" Angarchand (Amish Puri) laughed, watching Jai and Naina run inside like tiny bawandars yelling "Mein khaungi!" "Nahi- tu pichli baar bhi sabh kha gayi thi!"

"Dono ke saath kitni raunak chhayi rehti hai," Tiwari laughed heartily, staring at the pair. "Aap toh chup hi rahiye, aapne Naina ko bigard rakha hai," Mrs Tiwari playfully nudged her husband. "Dekho toh bichare Jai ko kaisa Dara Dhamka kar rakha hai."

"Tum apni beti ke aalwa sabko bachati raho," Tiwari chortled. "Arrey bhaisahab. Jai bhi kuch kam nahi. Naina ki jaan kha rakhi hai usne." Mrs Angarchand supported his stance to which her husband merely huffed in amusement.

"MUMMY!!!!" Two yells erupted from the kitchen.

"Jai aakhri bite kha gaya!"

"Jhooti! Meine tumhare saath share karne ki koshish kari!" Jai pointed at her with a "what the heck man?" face

"Haan lekin uss bite mein kishmis thi na- mujhe kishmis nahi pasand!" Naina retorted, flailing her hands stubbornly.

"Toh usme mein kya karun! Mein tumhara naukar thodi hu! Abh tumhare liye kishmis nikalta phirunga?!" He crossed his arms and stuck his tongue out indignantly.

"HAAN!"

"Arrey, Nainu, beta, aise thodi kartein hai. Tum dono puri kadhai kha gaye..pet nahi bhara?" Tiwari tried to diffuse the situation.

"Nahi papa!"

Her father sighed before tricking his daughter, "Accha Agar mein phir dinner laga dun..?"

"..." Naina looked at her stomach. No way she was getting any more food in there.."Nahi pet bhar gaya papa"

Everyone in the room laughed.

...

"Chalo bhaisahab, agle hafte milte hai," Tiwari shook hands with Angarchand.

"Agle hafte kyu? Kal hi milte hai. Balram (Jackie Shroff) ke liye ladki dhundh li hai!" Angarchand laughed, patting the man on the shoulder.

"Ji zazur! Chalo beta Jai ko bye bolo"

"JAI!" Naina tackled him into a hug, her tiny arms wrapping tightly around her shoulders. Jai stiffened, turning pink. This girl was ruining his image! He was a big boy now!

"Hug mat karo mujhe- mujhe hugs nahi pasand! Woh rondu ladko ke liye hoti hai" he tried to push her away but she had clung onto him like a leech. He eventually gave up and wrapped his arms around her shoulders.

"Bye Jai!"

"Bye sar dard"

"MUMMY!!!"

...

"Jai jaldi jaldi!' Naina basically pulled him up into the little tree space her dad had built for them.

"Aa raha hun! Mera haat toh mat nikalo" Jai climbed up with food he had snuck from the almaari and sat on the small wooden platform in the cubby of leaves.

"Abh hum ek dum secret mein hai! Hume idhar koi nahi dhundega!" Naina pumped her fist in the air.

"Tum subah se bhaag bhaag kar khushi se sabko bata kuchi ho. Secret kaisa hua?"

"Accha lekin dushmano ko toh nahi pata!"

"Baat bhi sahi hai.." Jai looked up to see the vast expanse of branches, each interlocked with one another to create a lush web. "Pitaji kehte hai ki aksar humare dhushman dosto se zyaada kareeb hote hai" He reached out to boop her on the nose.

"...tum mujhe nausikhiya kyu samajhte ho!" Naina huffed, crossing her arms over her chest. "Kyuki tum harkatein hi aisi karti ho," Jai smiled. "Dekhlena, mein badi hojaungi na, toh phir tumse zyaada samajhdaar ban jaungi!" "Tum badi bhi hogi?" "JAI!" She started to whack him furiously. He could only lift his hands in defense, "Accha accha! Sorry! Hogi badi tum!" he joined his hands, laughing at her unbridled anger. ... Naina opened the bag of goods, "Tum ek hi khaata meetha kyu laaye? Mein doh laane ko bola tha!" Jai huffed "Size tumhara muskil se 30 kilo hoga, chali ho 1 kilo ka packet khaane. Pet phat jayega!" "Pet nahi phat ta!" Naina argued back. "Phat ta hai! Kishan Bhaiya ne ek baar phoda tha!" "EW!" She swatted him away. ... "Jai, hum dost hai na?" "Nahi," "Kabhi toh serious hojao," "...haan hain toh?" "..toh phir tum humesha mere dost rahoge na?" "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? humesha thodi sabh kuch waise ka waisa rehta hai? Pitaji aur mummy ka on and off chalta rehta hai, woh kabhi ek dusre pe gussa kartein hai, toh phir waapas chipakne lagte hai," Jai shuddered as if his seeing his parents hugging it out was some weird thing he did not want to witness. "Hum bhi aise hi karenge! Gussa karenge phir gale mil jaenge!" Naina clung onto his side with him trying to push her away. "ARREY TUM MUJHSE KYO CHIPAK RAHI HO! LADKO KO JHAPPI NAHI CHAHIYE HOTI!! HUME MARD BANNA HOTA HAI!" Jai tried to assert dominance but was failing horribly. "MERE SAATH MARD MAT BANO! BAS JAI BANO! THODE SE GHOCHU AUR THODE SE SHARARTI! ANGARCHAND UNCLE KI TARAH DARAWNE NAHI! " Naina had her grip on him like a damn vice. He stopped trying to shove her off, "...sacchi?" He had been trying so hard to be more like his brothers. Confident, scary, good at fighting and all that. He just..always felt like he wasn't as good as them. The fear of not being upto the mark or worse - failing his father, was not something he could bear. "haan! tumare alaawa mera hai hi kon? Jab dekho, mein tumhare ghar par zyaada rehti hun. Papa vyaapar ke kaam se bahar gaye hote hai, aur ammi auraton ke saath khi-khi-khi-khi karti rehti hai. Isiliye tumhara dimag khaane aajati hu!" Jai sighed loudly, as if the decision was taxing to make, when it was not, "tum itni bhi pakau nahi ho..." Naina looked pleased "arrey wah-" Jai waved his hand dismissively, "but phir mein tumse zyaada pakau se mila nahi hu abhi tak" "DOOB MARO!"

... PRESENT - LAW SCHOOL, 10:52 AM "JAI!!!!!!!" Lucky (Arshad Warsi) dodged past the crowds, bumping hear and there into people. He skipped up the stairs of the boys hostel, and skidded into their room, only to find his roommate lacking a pair of pants and trying to find something. Jai stood up straight, looking disheveled from the dust he had dug up in his search for his diary,"Kya hua Lucky? Dikh nahi raha mein kuch dhoond raha hun?" "Abbey woh chudail-" "Kaun chudail?" "ABBEY WOH NAINA!" "haan?" He lifted his head up from the mess in his room. "Uske haat mein teri woh- woh diary hai!" "KYA?!??" "HAAN WOH RED WAALI- LEATHER BOUND WAALI- TERE BAAP SE PURANI WAALE-" "KYA BAAT KAR RAHA HAI-" "HAAN WOH AUR WOH NEECHE MESS MEIN SABKE SAAMNE USSE PADH RAHI HAI!" "...ABHI DIKHATA HU SAALI KO" Jai clenched his fists and charged out of the room.

"..." "JAI!" Lucky yelled from behind. "KYA KAMINE!??!" "ABEY NEECHE DEKH" "KYA NEECHE DEKHU??!?" "ABEY- PAJAMA!" Jai looked down, and then into the hallway of other boys staring at him standing outside of room in boxers- "AHHHHHHHHHH" He tried to scramble into his room but rammed himself into the wall. He winced before running into his room and shutting the door. Lucky watched him scramble to wear his pants, "yaar tum angarchando ka trademark hai kya? Bina pant ke kacche mein dharam yudh karne nikal jaate ho?" "Chup kar," Jai grumbled under his breath and slipping his sandals on. "Chal." ... As they walked into the cafeteria, there was a roar of laughter from the table up ahead. There sat Naina Tiwari, on the table, holding a leather bound diary in her hand like a trophy, flipping through the pages. "7th September, 2:07 am, Dear Diary, Aaj meine bistar geela kar diya" Naina read before laughing as the crowd followed, "With love, Jai!" "Oho~ 11 saal ka hokar bistar gila karta tha?" People doubled over laughing. "Bhai ye toh galat kar rahi hai," Lucky whispered to this friend, who looked like he was simmering with rage. Jai was about to step forward but was stopped by a group of guys. Naina spared him one glance before flipping the page and pausing.

"Aage padh Naina!" one of the boys cheered her on but Naina didn't seem to budge. "Padh na Nainu," one of the girls coaxed. "...9th September..4:00 am...Dear diary.." Naina slowly spoke. A chill went down his spine. She was not going to was she? Surely things hadn't soured between them to this degree— "Pitaji ne bola ki Tiwari saanp hai aur woh unhe door bhej rahe hai. Par mein humare secret jagah par ek aur ghanta chupa rahunga... I hope woh mujhe dhund le. Mujhse chipkna band nahi kar sakti woh...hehe..." His writing seemed shaky, as if he wasn't sure of himself, "Mujhe pharak nahi padhta ki humare pariwaar jhagadh rahe hai, mein bas chahta hu ki woh aaye aur mujhe bole ki mein uska best friend hun. Mujhe bas ussey kehna hai ki mein uske liye rukunga." Naina just stared at the page while everyone else laughed at the rather sappy piece of text. He had waited. At there spot in the tree. In the rain for hours...while her father dragged her away saying that he had abandoned her, spitting on their name. "Aur kuch hai Naina? Kya apni mummy ke liye koi dukhi se poetry likhi hai?" few people high fived eachother.

But when Naina turned to see Jai's face, he didn't seem angry..just cold. He pushed past the crowds, stopping in front of her. He didn't yell, throw a fit. He simply took the diary from her hand, their fingers brushing together — a reminder of what used to be. He leaned close, to share one final thing between the two of them,"Secret tumhara hua Naina. Sabh kuch toh le hi kuchi ho. Abh woh bhi rakhlo...kyuki mere paas tumhe dene ke liye abh kuch bacha nahi hai.." and with that, he left with Lucky following suit. "..." "That was awesome Naina! Tumne toh ussey mazaa hi chakha diya! Uncle kitne khush honge! Aur woh aur Lucky kisi ko tang nahi karenge!" Her friend patted her on the back. Naina only let out a weak withering laugh, a fraction of its former self, "Haan..mazaa.." ... OK SO THAT ENDS THE 1ST ONE- GOOD LORD (i had to change the plot because earlier in my first draft i was going to kill off one brother of jai and the sister of Naina but then I was like "shiii that's too dark for hulchul" so yeah! we roll with this one.) tagging my usuals, lmk if you don't want to be tagged, tags : @myvarya @akshayekhannadilf @cloudmast @harrystyleskiwi9 @sanpiece @obsessedwidskincare @geometric-circle @noone1233nobody @snowflaksthings @y0uneversawmehere @layinglowkey @scentedwolfdragon @isthisonetaken12321 @wan2bey-n @poetry-beauty-love-writez @dc-reign @hairandjhumkhasintheverandah @kidofmisfortune @sizzlingbluebirdwolf @depressedgiftedburnout @losraire @warnermeadowsgirl @desi-brownie @tanipartner @curiousbutbored @reehanaasin @taliareads @goldenharrysworld @tere-ni-kararan @rehmandakaitswife @kenkozkmg @perfectcherryblossomrebel @yembarzal @cherryyelixir @daughterofruins @oddinarystay1997 @laal-pari @goodasaysboo @friedpoliceruins @seasonofthenerd @tere-naal-nachna @desigurlie @honey-im-hotdog @misteriadare @rini4everdreaming @swiftiedits13 @mandaakiniii @myboysfavouritetoy @so-arttt-deco @tojisloft @sanamkhanani @gulaabjamun08

[opheliasreblog]

Found this GEM in Pinterest 😭

This is so FUNNY AFSGSJSKSSKL😭😭😭

[vakalatnelagadiye]

Jai Angarchand I was not familiar with your game 👅

[nevereversaygoodbye]

Yeah so I did smth again 😂 amrita rao has more self control than i can ever hope to have lol

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[rhysaka]

Who else is binging out on Akshaye Khanna movies post Dhurandhar?? I have already watched Tees Maar Khan and watching Hulchul rn- why’s everyone screaming in this movie?! 😭

[jaiangarchandd]

Now that @sher-e-baloch @sanjayabaru @devverma @actoraatishkapoor @tarunsaluja @akshayekhanna @sid-sinha aa gaye hain, socha mai bhi aa hi jau😋

[ishq-e-rehman]

thinking about how jai angarchand always assured anjali by saying "tum darna matt mai tumhare saath hu" please i'm gonna cry so bad

he'd be with her every step of the way and he made sure she knew that and didn't want her fears to get the best of her god i love him so much