- knees him hard in the gut -
Ow- They doubled over, and hugged themself before falling back onto their ass, and curling up; in an attempt to speak, they just groaned instead, a string of muffled words following.

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- knees him hard in the gut -
Ow- They doubled over, and hugged themself before falling back onto their ass, and curling up; in an attempt to speak, they just groaned instead, a string of muffled words following.
"This is absolute bullshit."
"My my, someone's having trouble coping with their newfound humanity." They clicked their tongue.
"So this turning-mortal-thing really was contagious??"
It took Savio a moment to recognize who he was speaking with, and then nodded once in greeting before clearing his throat. "No- It's not a sickness to be caught; just a game someone's playing on us. Like a bad prank gone wrong, I suppose..." Then he paused, and tilted his head, "Having difficulties coping, my friend?"
Weeelllll, a snapped neck or crushed throat is better than being burned alive... and I'm a devote follower... and I had a /really/ crummy day so... please my Lord?
They pursed their lips with a snort, and then a giggle trailed over their lips tenderly; with arms open, and a casual grin, "Of course." Truth be told, they never had intentions to harm them in the first place, but why not play it off as though they were? The now-human, former-deity Smiling God wrapped their arms around the Anon in a warm, but not too-warm hug.
Ooo, now can I have a hug?
"Depends-.. Do you think you're any more safe now than before?"
"My Lord? Is there some sort of infection going around? You are the fourth incarnation I've seen turn... apparently mortal. Are you well?"
They waved their hands dismissively, and then shrugged, “I’m fine, no worries; I appreciate the concern, but I’ve no qualms with being human… The others, however…”
*pinches human cheek* Awww, so precious~ I just wanna pinch these baby cheeks all day long!
Disgruntled Savio noises, "Please stop." Hands flutter to swat away the Anon's.
*whines and flops over at Savio's feet* People are meeeaaaaan
"I concur." they groaned in response, lazily lounged in their chair again.