Reading the Invasion event and this starts off not well
what do you mean humans are the only sapient species in the universe that has power variation. That all other species are uniformly the same and dont have their own metas. That's bad writing
referencing the shit writing in Melinnium. Just… imagine being able to write humans as the most unique specialist fuckers in the whole universe and not being embarrassed by that at all
that every other kind of person in the universe isnt special, that they're all the same and all take notice of how special the humans are
The Thanagarians continue to be among the worst
Thanagarians, the ruling ones at least, hate Earth b/c of Hawkman and Hawkwoman.
what do you mean their wings are fake and they cant actually fly
why would you do that
so they're just another basically human alien species? that sucks
of course the key to the anti-life equation is on Earth b/c Earth is the fucking center of the damn universe
the most important planet ever
not the Thanagarians outright stated to be fascist police
Me @ DC pls hire more furry artists to design yer aliens. Shit would look so much better
just ugh
just the repeated insistence that humans are the only diverse sapient species in the universe is just so fucking bad
just the whole 'no one else in the universe is diverse [ignoring the new gods]' is a fantastic excuse to draw a bunch of identical aliens
I know that Australia getting fucked by aliens yet again isnt going to have any long term effects
The Spectre is not allowed to do shit about aliens invading Earth and killing people b/c the Lords of Order said no. The Lords of Order are just fucking useless
The Spectre has been ordered by the Lords of Order to stop the other magic heroes from doing shit about the alien invasion
The Lords of Order are worse than useless
apparently yes, evil ass warmongering aliens have come to genocide humanity but since they aren't following the Lords of Chaos magic fuckers have been barred from doing shit lest the Lords of Chaos decide to take interest and side with the aliens
Man the folks behind DC really said fuck the magic heroes they are not allowed to solve shit
why the fuck did the president of the USA tell Waller to not send the superpowered slaves to go fight the aliens?
the president also told the Justice League to wait and not act
The UN debating on giving in to the invader's demands of handing over all the superheroes b/c totally the aliens will stop invading if the humans hand over their strongest defenders
The UN doesnt give up the superheroes. B/c enough of them have some amount of intelligence
also why does Australia have so few superheroes?
Maxwell Lord makes aliens and people as separate categories like he doesnt have several alien coworkers and there's not a bunch of alien superheroes in the crowd he's addressing. Rude
Amanda Waller suggests that they call in the supervillains to help defend the earth from alien invaders
So the alien invaders thus far have only captured one hero, the only fucking Australian superhero apparently, and killed only one hero, a member of the Doom Patrol
Also none of the superheroes have any qualms against killing aliens, especially the less humanoid ones
Even Superman and Batman, the top proponents of 'no kill rule', said murdering nonhumans is a-ok
Ted has bombs for some reason
Ted has Beetle Bombs
and its wild to me that the writers and artists had him leave the Bug to fight fuckers on the ground when he'd be more effective in his weaponized mecha airship
of course the extremely human-looking Daximites get saved and dont get splatted. But the less human-looking fuckers? dead as shit
one fucker decided to actually reserch the fucking metagene and made a gene bomb to disable Earth's metahumans. Ignoring how many augmented, tech using, and straight up nonhuman supers are around
huh so the Coluan we've been seeing in space jail is one of Braniac 5's ancestors?
just everyone's ok with killing the aliens that dont look exactly like humans
like man if i were a person living on earth that didnt look like a standard human I'd be concerned with the nonhuman looking=not a person mentality with superheroes
of course the very human-looking (who all look like white people its disturbing) Daxamites have switched sides and are helping Earth
all the human-looking aliens are white people, very uniform looking white people, it is disturbing. Just zero thoughts by the artists of the implications of making all the human-looking aliens ALL WHITE
at least with the Earth forces there's like… 4 notwhite people, It's still very bad but like it's better than zero
Deadman possesses an alien and makes them blow their own head off
I assume he also sent the massage that dissolved the alien alliance by possessing another fucker
also you'd think Russia, Australia, Cuba, and several Pacific Islands getting befucked by war with aliens would have a major impact on the world and global economics. You'd be wrong
Invasion is 3 books long but there's so much supplementary reading that fuckers think the audience should pay to see
the gene bomb detonates. ALso this motherfucker thinks every hero on Earth is a metahuman and has powers, could not be more wrong
so all the metahumans are getting sick and their powers going out of control
man, the superheroes saved the day and then like an hour later are causing havoc around the world
the supervillains are feeling the gene bomb too
The nonpowered heroes and nonhuman heroes have to save the day from their ill comrades
and next phase of the illness all the meta pass the fuck out
Invasion keeps implying that the source of the metagene shit in the human body is in a gland or something in the neck
humans in the dc universe have a gland in the neck that if certain individuals are stressed enough turns them into metas
the fucking superpower gland
Maxwell Lord really just kept working till he passed the fuck out
Bullshit Batman carried Major Force's large matter dense ass to the meta hospital to dump infront of the people in charge
Also Batman, the jackass, drops an ill unconscious person on the floor on purpose
The heroes get the antidote, just took a long space trip
SUperman's been absent b/c he doesnt trust himself to be on Earth b/c of recent subconscious activities
and that's the end of Invasion
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