#human communications

[lunarialumium]

Sorry. I meant cow tits?

Oh, you wanted to see mine? OK! Here you go:

[lunarialumium]

Lunaria, I'm at my local Olive Garden and I just watched some guy eat twelve breadsticks in a row. Advice?

Don't worry, I know that guy. This is normal behavior for him. The best thing you can do is ask the waiter to give him more breadsticks. He'll appreciate it, trust me.

[lunarialumium]

Miss Lumium, if you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?

Well, I sort of already have super powers. But I suppose if i could choose... I'd like the ability to heal others. I have limited medical knowledge, so I'm not the best at first aid. I regret that I can't help more in that regard. So I'd be so happy if I could heal others!

[lunarialumium]

What's it like being an alien queen, Lunaria?

Exhausting. You'd think after several hundred years of this, they'd stop seeing me as the incarnate of evil. More people these days are accepting of me, and some of them even thank me for what all I've done. But there are still whole groups determined to have my head. And sometimes I let them. The shock they must feel when they see me on the streets the next day! Turns out being immortal is the ultimate power move.

Still, my job is to protect these people. I've been doing this long enough to realize that thanks isn't always my reward. That doesn't make it right for me to stop protecting them. They need me, so it's my duty to do everything I can for them. People were there for me when I needed help, it only is right that I return the favor.

[lunarialumium]

Lunaria, it must be a tough job being the ambassador of human relationships. What kinds of people have you made friends with in your line of work?

Well, technically, this isn't my actual job. I just decided to self-title myself as human relations ambassador. It's not like I have many queenly duties. Besides, helping humans is far more fulfilling, seeing as they tend to actually be thankful...

But anyway. I've met so many different people through my work! People with amazing abilities like you've never seen! People who fight tooth and nail for survival! Amazing inventors and powerful psychics!

In fact, it's most surprising when I meet someone who lives with completely normal circumstances. Honestly, those experiences have been some of the most enlightening. It makes me appreciate a normal life. Makes me wish I had one of my own sometimes...

But honestly, as hard as my life has been, I think I wouldn't trade this life for any other one.

[lunarialumium]

Miss Lunaria, I've heard from outside sources that you are a vegetarian, but do you have a favorite food?

It's true that I'm a vegetarian! Lunarisians have a diet that consists majorly of meat, but I... W-Well... I had a bad experience when I was really young. I swore off of meat ever since then.

My favorite food, hmmm... Well I spent a good amount of my youth living off of any foods I could swipe from market stands. I found that potatoes are a very filling food. I especially like them fried! Other than that, I really like fruit. I like starfruit, it's so pretty! But my favorite is probably strawberries. They're so tasty and cute<3

[lunarialumium]

Lunaria, I hope you find this amoooosing. What's black and white and pink all over? A cow sticking her tongue out at you!

;w;! That's so amazingly cute<3 I love when cows give you a little kiss! They're so sweet<3

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