I know I’m a little late, but:
“Hi, I’m Jace Beleren, and will you be an aegis angel for a helpless human? Every day, innocent humans are abused, beaten and slaughtered by angels at arms, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen, and join the Gatewatch with a monthly gift right now. For just five mana, (any color, doesn't matter) you’ll help create and equip a darksteel plate to a human. Call or join online in the next thirty minutes and you’ll receive this welcome kit with the photo of a human in a shelter right now. One that has been given a second chance. Thanks to you. Right now there’s a human who needs you. Your call says ‘I’m here to help.’ Please, call right now and don’t let these humans die at the arms of angels”.
At the arms of the angels
We will ALL die
