#human-godzilla99

[kaiju-den]

Y'know what godzilla, i think people saying that you're an evil, sadistic agent of pure malicious evil are stupid. You're just a grumpy king putting up with a bunch of subjects that try to kill what they don't understand. I understand that you're an amazing father, unparalleled warrior, and earth's ultimate guardian... You're awesome!!!

Goji: Don’t think flattery will align you in my favor. As long as you (humans) play nice, I’ll stay put.

Mothra: Don’t mind him, he appreciates compliment.

[ask-the-titanic-idiots]

Hey guys, what's your opinion on the "san is a sweet and goofy person who's just attached to two jerks" memes? Because I think they're all pretty accurate.

Rodan: Dont be fooled by his ability to get distracted. They’re all jerks.

[lonely-lorddominator]

Dom, when we ask about other villains, it's more of what you like/dislike about them and their feats. I don't think that many of us care if you know them personally, were just asking if you know OF them.

[dailyoddmew-blog]

OHH

@human-godzilla99

[cherryfiat]

Smacks roof* this little baby can hold so muvh nitro fuel it'll make your head spin.

She’s making this exact face:

“ Das right. I can go faster than the speed of light. On land, AND water. Try me bitch. ”

[vitreousglassy]

DOOM REVENANT

most likely not. As they do not have the pew pew shoulder thingies

[lonely-lorddominator]

Have you ever heard of Unicron? If so, are you excited or disappointed to learn that he's still alive? For reference, titanic bio mechanical planetary organism that eats planets and whatever is on them, converting the metals in the planet into more mass for it's own form, invincible, unyielding, unpredictable, uncontrollable, and always searching for it's next meal...

[lonely-lorddominator]

One thing that scares everyone, regardless of who you are. That moment when your mother calls you by your full name.