#humancoded

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                                                                             they told me be polite girl,                                                                              they told me girl be good,                                                              they told me sit with knees together                                                              shoulders squared just like i should.

they said good girl behave and i don’t want to m.d.cahill.2015 est. 2012 written by: bean (x)

[xnjolras]

humancoded replied to your post: i was getting ready for work & as i’m gathering my...

whatever u do don’t look into “her universe” bc u’ll end up broke and with a closet full of incognito cosplay/fandom clothes

TOO LATE FRIEND, where do u think howl’s cape came from lmao

[kingstequila]

@humancoded    //    sc.

“ d’you still think i’m crazy? ”   no part of him actually expects more than a look in the place of an answer ,  but he still glances to vermouth with something close to expectation.  not that the man in question had actually called him crazy in the first place ,  but enough people before him had that tequila knew the expression that paired with those words well enough to know that he’d at least thought it.  and had been wrong ,  obviously.  or at least mostly wrong.  the improvisation hadn’t gone off completely without a hitch ,  but it’d gone better than the alternative would’ve ,  so he's going to count it as a point in the ‘i-actually-know-what-the-fuck-i’m-doing’ category.

[pueroimmersi]

eggsy’s instagram, ft. daisy

@humancoded  said  trick or treat ! 

[soulscatter]

@humancoded  ♥’d this

the flat he’s moved into is a small and hardly anything to write home about, but it suits harry just fine. even if it achingly empty without all the little knick knacks he’s picked up over the years. but the more important bit is that no one knows where it is except for eggsy. so when he opens the door and sees his sister standing there, there’s a flash of surprise on harry’s face.

     ❝ miss baker. what brings you here? ❞

[bureaublossomed]

✿ can i send this yet

they’re not SUPPOSED to be in a relationship according to the rules, but this is fine. this isn’t a relationship, this is just. fucking, so that’s alright. both lilli and merlin have found a way to justify it according to the rule, though lilli would much rather be outright breaking that rule ( it might make some semblance of sense, but it was sort of ARCHAIC, don’t you think? ).

lilli is aggressively a morning person ( gross, i know ), but this means, once her morning routine is completed, when she’s at work, she’s often there before merlin, which allows her to leave a post it note with some lame joke on his desk.

there have been a handful of phonecalls on speaker, a la penelope garcia and derek morgan and arguably INAPPROPRIATE propositions and talk for the work place. merlin doesn’t let lilli forget it, lilli does her best to change the subject. she’s more successful when they’re alone and she can kiss him to distraction.

it wouldn’t be a headcanon about lilli greaves’ relationships if we didn’t talk about how her dog factors into relationships, so. excalibur adores merlin, she likes merlin more than she likes LILLI, to be honest. lilli pouts when cali jumps up and pays attention to merlin, and we’ll never know if it’s because she wants merlin’s attention more, or the dog’s.

🌹┊❛ @humancoded / headcanons.

[msdaisyunwin]

@humancoded for Daisy. 

“Is that my jumper?” She asked with curious eyes, raised brows and all. It’s not that she would have minded if her twin sister had borrowed the jumper, but she hadn’t asked first.

“No way are you going to class in my jumper, give it back and wear your own clothes. They’re gonna think you are me again.”

[lebossuarchive-blog]

@humancoded

“leave town for a couple decades and they change everything.”