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How many times has Chasm heard those exact words in their life? In this war alone? They were sure they couldn’t count that high even if they wanted to bother.

*  “Perfect timing. I was just about to go fishing for dinner.”

They sneered at their enemy and drew their sword.

*  “If only you wouldn’t vanish into dust, maybe you would be good for something…”

Fyne feels like she’s heard this before.

Their sneer is met with a grinning maw; sharp, uneven teeth bared in a horrifying smile that utterly lacks mirth.

* “Try and eat my dust if you want, I’ll be sure you choke on it.”

           * “Though....”

A spear appears in the fish-monster’s hand and she points with it at the human. Several more manifest in a staggered pattern, flying through the air at Chasm.

                                             * ”You’ll have to actually take me down, first.”

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Vulneraries

   -Waking up slap-dab in the middle of the humans’ camp following the skirmish in the woods had been the farthest result of his prerogative possible. And yet--there the mage lie, a crumpled heap of robes where the wagon of the wounded had dumped him after realizing he wasn’t actually wounded, but in fact--catching up on his beauty rest. With a rather impressive welt throbbing a fresh pink across his cheek from that mistimed axe handle the dog he’d been enchanting rammed into his jaw just short of his consciousness leaving him, it seemed like he’d need far more beauty rest to correct the damage dealt. Thankfully, he still had his illusions to cake on over each little bump and bruise the war dealt him from the usual distance he wove his incantations from. 

   Unfortunately, he’d had to delve in a little deeper into the fray due to the heavy tree-lines making it quite difficult for the monsters to draw back for their musical refreshments. Besides, even if Fyne would find his decision foolhardy later, it wasn’t in his nature to leave the Greater Hound lying collapsed outside his division lines. If only the pooch hadn’t been wielding a great axe--Merlin might have held onto his consciousness long enough to crawl back before the humans rode through to collect their wounded. From the stinging song his cheek sung upon his awakening, he could tell--it had definitely been a great axe. Speaking of axes, the human hovering over him was wielding one over their heads.

   Jerking up as the blade buried itself a shy length from his sleep-addled head, Merlin gaped at the man who merely leaned on the axe handle and swished his mustache slyly at him. The audacity! He swore he could feel one of his hairs split down the middle.- That’ll teach ye to sleep on me firewood ye urchin! -Merlin could think of no appropriate response to the near fatal beheading other than a shriek that helped propel him to his feet, wobbly as his balance was as he darted away, and left the human scratching his head and discreetly sniffing under a pit.-

   No--no--no, this is not good. The stars did not foresee this! -The mage muttered  anxiously as he walked swiftly through the camp, gaze wild. How had the humans mistaken him--the Marvelous Monstrosity, Merlin--for one of their own? Maybe they had yet to recognize him? And if that was the case, he wasn’t about to stick around for anyone to connect the dots. Grabbing a handful of baguette halves, he strode along stuffing them into his robes because why not help starve the humans as long as he was among them? When suddenly--he ran smack into one. With a curious umph, he peered up...and then--even farther up as the terrifying tower of a human turned. Oh no. Not them. Merlin’s thoughts raced as he beheld the human’s star warrior.  He’d heard of them before defecting--whispered rumors among the other acolytes. The stories were never all that pretty. And he did not want to stick around to see if they were true. He also didn’t want to stick around because this human smelled like the ripest section of the manure pile. How he managed not to gag through his address was anything short of surprising.-

    Soo...how much does it cost to ride to the top? -So much for being alive much longer.-

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* “Answer me this, Human,”

        His voice was as a steady hum against the still air, resonate with unspoken emotion Gaster was far from willing to allow free. He’d no place for that now--neither of them did. The time for negotiations and false smiles had long since passed them by. There was only the end; there were no more sunrises for either side to cherish.

           * “Fighting for the cause of a lofty nobleman is one thing,

                      But you--You enjoy this, don’t you?”

He smiled, and there was no light to carry it, the gesture was cold and meaningless as the stalemate they both endured. It was perfect, meant to defray tension, to reassure those who knew no better that someone so kind could mirror such falsehood. His smiles were lies.

                                                 * “Why?”

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