Can you imagen how deeming it be if you were choosen by Space Program,you trained like astronaut,you went to class to learn understand cybertronian slang,how to assemble and dissamble a space gun in minutes...to be randomly choosen by Cybertronians to live off in cybertron for couple years like we housed them...
You have to have your picture taken,a really confusing 9 thousand question odd quiz involving your likes,your dislikes...it got really into who you are...You make into the ship for transport and put into a human safe cryo sleep...only to wake up in a cube,surrounded by strange cybertronians who never seen a human before,taking pictures and live videos of the cute alien organic finally waking up...
Its like that expirament of watching eggs hatch
So your awake,your stretching and yawning when you see the whole thing around you,your so fucking weirded out and actually scared your in nothing but your odd pijamas each other human were tasked to wear before the big nap
Only then do you hear a familiar voice and someone screaming
Bot:HEY HOW YOU GET IN HERE!IT'S A HUMAN YOU READ ABOUT THEM, SEEN THEM ON THE STREET,HEY HEY NO PICTURES WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT...I WILL USE THE FRAGGIN HOSE!?SHOOO GET OUT!?
The group seem scared to be caught some transform and roll/fly while others cheese it you saw one of tjem going "Call me!",as your covering yourself with blanket as and old cybetronian friend greets you and explains that...
While you are here to live in cybertron for abit some bots managed to hack the program back on earth to make a dating quiz...to find the best humans and with the pictures of humans candidates,alot of the reasons one is picked is...cuteness-Dont get them wrong every bot got diff range of what makes a human cute...
You were qualified since the start to go to the program without the quiz!...but aparently sole bot or femme really wanted to know your likes
And the whole pijama thing,aparently SOME humans were tasked to wear animal onesies,silk robes,nightgowns-...that again was not put on by the human gov they were unaware for once,Like there was the humans who slept in pods in their goverment space suits i imagen its a body suit some bots/femmes like that but the joke here among humans is finding out who are the poor unlucky ones waking up in otter onesies...
Y/n:You mean to tell me i got some fuck here who made do a a stupid Dating Quotev about myself...and you dont know who it is...
Friend bot:Y-yesh pretty much but dont worry no human here gotten harrassed by the hacker,its just...think of it like a prank
Y/n:....
Tagging @revelboo @transformers-spike @aurox031 @witherlove what you guys make this hot mess...also yes there could be like an otaku altar of you now in someones house or...locker the minute you landed on planet from within the cybertron Human Embassy in the city your currently located where alot humans come to live first
