#humble ask

[aealzx]

Ik we’re not moots but you’re literally so sweet and I look up to you and ilysm. guess what I saw at the arcade

the pickings:

the winnings:

I BEAT THE CLAW MACHINEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! IT DIDNT SCAM ME HAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!

AYOH?? You beat the CLAW??? CONGRATS GIRL!!! You got the best giiiiirl~ Look at her, oh I love that she has a lil flower ;v;

Give her the biggest squish hugs!! >U<

Honestly i just have DMs turned off because I'm weird and DMs freak me out X'DDD Only certain people are allowed in there, it's nothing against anyone else, I'm just flighty ;v;

BUT YOU'RE WELCOME IN MY INBOX ANYTIME! WEH YOU'RE AMAZING AND YOU MAKE MY DAY WITH ALL YOUR COMMENTS AHHHH

[humblebananasalesman]

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Oh shit, for real?

[humblebananasalesman]

The hands…………grabby little things. Need to learn personal space honestly.

That's ONE way to put it. A pretty nice way.

They made me feel really sick. I could barely get away fast enough.

[humblebananasalesman]

What sort of event is going on in the bazaar? I'm a zora, so I can't go in and check for myself, but it's always interesting to learn what's going on in there. Care to share?

-🐟

Oh, some bigshots are visiting or something. I don't pay much attention because I'm just there selling stuff, you know.

Really not looking forward to the crowds… I have to peddle my wares, so it might be a while before I get back to this place!

..-. --.- / .--. --.- ...- / -. --.- --.- -- / ...- --.- --.- / . -. --.- ..- --. -. .-

-.- / -.-- -.- -. -. / .--. --.- ...- / -.. --. / ...- .--- --. - --. / -.-- .--- --. .--. / .- --.- .-- / -.. -. -.- .--. --

Still, if anything big happens, I'll keep you guys in the loop.

[humblebananasalesman]

Hey, is all that like… what did they call it again? Gloom? Yeah. Is all that gloom bothering you? It makes it so hard for me to breathe, I find. I get so tired and have to keep taking breaks from exploring. Hopefully you’re taking breaks too!

It's not that bad on the surface, and in the Depths, my mask filters it. Dunno what they put in those things, but it's surprisingly resistant. The goop's about where that resistance ends though.

I wonder if masks would help Hylians navigate Gloom-filled areas more safely...

[humblebananasalesman]

Damn, did you fall from heaven? Because you sure fell.... Uhh, no good flirt for you today I just hope you're doing okay

-flirt anon

Flirt anon! I... I'm all right. And no, I rose from the Depths. Heheh...

[humblebananasalesman]

a misunderstanding, huh..??? would love to know how one accidentally says that kind of thing

Well. Um. I'm not working with them anymore.

And, uh... I promise I won't. Do anything?

[humblebananasalesman]

Dang reception must be ass in the abyss beneath Hyrule

UH. YEAH. IT'S UNDERGROUND.

Dyaga was a big help down there.