#humcrous

[igniistenera]

"I just wanted to love someone. I just wanted to care about someone."

.... He gently made Sans tilt his head up.

“Hey now. Don’t talk like that, you got your brother, right? And you got me.” ...

“N-not that I’m saying you love me, cause you probably don’t. But you have Papyrus, that’s what matters right?”

[igniistenera]

"to be blunt… it makes it kind of hard to give it my all. "

...

He walked around the counter, sitting next to the skeleton, rubbing his back gently.

“.....I’m here for you, Sans.”

[movlampsi]

"aw c'mon guy, i'm just getting WARMED up. don't be so HOT HEADED."

“If you had a nose, I’d punch it in.”

Instead, he decides to pick up the other so he can just kick him out of the place- Sheesh, really! How does he manage to return, after he’s kicked out so much? It’s getting on his nerves, and these puns really do not help.

[movlampsi]

"let me ASH you another question. do you ever smoke your meats?"

“I thought I told you to go away.”

How the hell was he in here? He was getting more and more annoyed, between the puns- and the fact that he wasn’t fond of skeletons at all- this was... Extremely annoyed.

              “Go away, I’m not answering your questions.”

[movlampsi]

"hey, question about the food you serve here. i'm used to grillby's cooking, so i gotta ask, do you.....FLAME broil your burgers too?"

“Did you just-”

Oh- he’s NOT going to answer to that- no, not now, not ever- Instead, he’s just going to push the other out of the place.

           ”Out, now- go away.”

[sinsandfurriel-blog]

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” ;D

Suggestive Sentence Starters

She could not help but clap her hands together: he had done excellently! Though not strictly a joke, he had woven together flirtation and humor together, leading to a perfect delivery coupled with the wink he gave. 

"You are doing much better now," she declared, humming with a small smile. Long lashes fanned out across her cheeks briefly, a chuckle churning in her chest. 

"Though, I hope you are not too dulled in the senses around me. I want you to feel every sansation."

[friskou-blog]

✐ for yer dear ol dad

[lucidiasansgaster]

Wake Up Call

[*Lucidia hummed while cooking breakfast in the kitchen for her boys, already hearing Papyrus awake and ready for the day. However, she paused and listened...where was her oldest son? Was he sleeping in again? With a heavy sigh, she finished her cooking and turned off the stove, taking off her apron and heading upstairs. Soon, she was in front  of the door, knocking on it with a huff.]

Sans? Sans, are you awake? C’mon, its time to get up. Breakfast is ready.