#humidititties

[beautifulbitch-3]

[lunamadrigal]

Living in Europe without air conditioning be like...

👉 my mom hollering from the bottom of the stairs to my apartment: "ARE YOU NAKEY?"

Me: "Clothes are for losers. Only winners up here."

👉 driving home in my non ac car after having to wear a mask outside

"MOM SOS, ready the cold wash cloth. God, I think I'm dying."

👉 face planting the cold grass after coming home from work

Mom: "You know, there could be pee in that grass. Actually there definitely is pee in that grass."

Me: "Thanks for that mom." *rolls over

👉 rips bra off like it's the kraken upon getting home and answers door to mailman unphased

"Your uh package..." 👀 🖊

👉 enters my patient's home and listens as they tell me about how their friend had a heatstroke like it was some sort of normal thing we've come to accept

"So yeah, we were at dinner... and then he passed out."

👉 decides to get a portable ac to survive but can't hear anything over the damn noise

"WHAT?"

"I SAID AJHAHABABJDK"

[armandyke]

my aunt just sent me a text sayin ' why do they call it boob sweat when it could be called humidititties.' speaking of boobs...

Is your aunt single and willing to be my wife or

[midnightmystical]

The true questions Kermit is asking

[questioningbees]

Important texts from my mother.

[funny-comments-offical]

[persephonenevermore]

It’s officially ‘get home feed the mutts let the mutts out water the plants go back inside turn the fan on remove shirt and bra and relax with the tits out’ weather.

[hyper-red]

#Pinterest served me an #ad for this boob sweat towel bra. Does anyone else get mildly insulted when ad targeting is a little *too* spot-on? I didn't buy it. Yet. #boobsweat #humidititties #ads #socialmedia https://www.instagram.com/p/CDBuekEBMnw/?igshid=1xs7txjspvivj