#humorpost

[mouthtapedguy]

Universal struggle of parallel parking transcends all languages

[illuminatingfacts]

A man asks his wife, 'What would you do if I won the lottery?' She says, 'Take half and leave you.' He hands her $6 and says, 'I won $12. Stay in touch.' 💸😂

[funnyfiasco]

[illuminatingfacts]

My wife asked if I ever feel shooting pains, like someone stabbing a voodoo doll of me. I said no... Then she yelled, 'How about now?' 😂😂 Marriage goals, right?

[chilled]

When your BFF says they got the tea

[chilled]

Whenever I pass by a mirror drunk

[funnyfiasco]

[starlinkindia]

पत्नी: सुनो जी आज ऑफिस मे हाजरी लगाने को रहने दो, कहते हैं एक जगह बार बार जाने से इज्जत कम हो जाती है.

पति: इसलिए सोचू घर पर दिन पे दिन इज्जत कम क्यों हो रही है.

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