#hunchfucks

[scalpho]

dan fucks' pep talk ability adds such a funny layer to hunchfucks because why is fucks giving hunch weird pep talks that hunch remembers in times of hardship. why were they standing in front of a cow together. what led to "friends are a lot like steaks"

[yeehawpim]

just taking in the Fucks case, nothing to see here

[deconstructthesoup]

Every time I rewatch Mentopolis, I'm reminded of the fact that Hunch and Dan are not technically canon

But by god do they act like a couple

[haunting-of-mitch]

a sketch before tonight’s episode

[can-i-roll-for-it]

I think Dan and Hunch are married but in a "Get drunk one night and thought it would be funny and neither cared enough to get a divorce" kinda way

[finalproblem-mlm]

i like hunchfucks but im seeing so much content thats like theyre in a stable marriage and adopt conrad. respectfully. absolutely not have you met them. daniel fucks is as much of a disaster homme fatale as imelda is a disaster femme fatale.

the true reality of hunchfucks is that they should commit crimes on the scale of the blues brothers (1980) and have increasingly homoerotic interactions and only kiss as a convoluted plan to get out of situations where they might be killed. they can never confess any feelings because they'll both insist that they were doing it for a bit. there is no way anything tangible is coming out of this. it destroys the sanctity of their identities as funnymen.

and forget taking care of a child. hunch would eat cigarettes in brandy like cereal, and fucks would walk by and join him.

[rabdoidal]

the fact that this is just barely outside what canonically happened is insane to me. anyway theyve definitely explored each others bodies right, we all agree on that

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[bitemarx]

nobody look at me. ive lost my mind.