#hunkpidge

[happyk44]

anyway pidge stubbornly attempting to spoon hunk despite his insistence that he’s too big for her is a good image

[happyk44]

Pidge: So what’s it like being the most beautiful man on earth?

Hunk: Pidge, I get that you’re flirting but we’re not on earth so that whole statement is pointless because I’m not even there to count as the most beautiful man on earth. What’s it like being the most beautiful man in space or on the castle would’ve worked way better, just saying.

Hunk: But also, to answer your question, it’s pretty good.

[hohnoni]

hunk would be the best cuddler lets be real here

ty for the prompt!!

[happyk44]

Okay but Hunk getting tats (not the Samoan tattoos bc those have meaning and I don’t wanna butcher that) but just like regular tats based on doodles he does when he’s bored and thinking through mechanic stuff. He decides to get full length sleeve tats of his doodles, promptly disappears for like three days to get them done and when he comes back, Lance doesn’t even notice at first bc he’s too busy yelling at Hunk for vanishing and then Hunk raises his hands in a plea and surrender, wanting to explain and Pidge is in the background, “Did you get tattoos????”

(Lance is into them)

(Pidge is also into them)

(Keith is very into them)

Hunk also finishes fixing up a motorcycle he was working on before he enlisted w/ the garrison and Pidge shows up just in time to see him swing his leg over the motorcycle and rev the engine it’s like slow fucking motion. Just Hunk w/ grease slathered all over him and the sleeve tats in his sweaty tank top and it’s just very gay and they maybe have the sex on the motorcycle bc holy fuck.

Allura buys Hunk a sleeveless denim jacket bc she was under the impression that denim is the epitome of Earth fashion and Lance just sorta dies inside bc Hunk + a demin jacket + sleeve tats + motorcycle + fingerless gloves + huge muscles reminds him of every bad boy grunge aesehtic he had a crush on during his “danger is good for the soul” phase and he’s just so gay. (They also maybe have sex on the motorcycle too)

Also one day texan Keith brings Hunk out to a dude ranch as a date (bc keith thinks farms are romantic) and as they’re prancing the trail a freaking cow escapes or some bullshit and Hunk manages to lasso it??? effortlessly??? on top of a horse?? w/ his hair blowing in the wind like a fucking model and his muscles just flexing and his eyes so dark and mysterious and Keith is crying inside bc the farmer inside him is so gay for Hunk rn. (they maybe have sex in a barn)