Aug 5, 2015
Jude; How was your swim with the fishes?
Dude.not cool I am sorry about your sister but you could have just told me you didn't like me kissing her... My suit is ruined now....
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Jude; How was your swim with the fishes?
Dude.not cool I am sorry about your sister but you could have just told me you didn't like me kissing her... My suit is ruined now....
Dean fucked her once. Now she wants to see how loudly she can make me scream.
What? Who even is this woman!
DON'T TRUST BELA! SHE WILL ASK YOU HOW LOUD YOU CAN SCREAM!
I don’t even know who Bela is! How do you know?...
Anyway wanna go get a coffee?
Uh sure? .....
It was very good, actually! I just don't want Delilah to end up with weird genital diseases! But also please don't upset her otherwise I will use a sausage grinder on you!?
What? Sausage grinder?!! And I do not have any weird genital diseases! I am disease free thank you!
A lot is wrong with me! ALSO HEY I SLEPT WITH DEAN BEFORE THE FIRST DATE!?
Well good for you but I don’t wanna scare her off! we went on one date... ONE DATE! Chill!
You didn't do it on the first date? *high-fives* NEVER SLEEP WITH HER!
Why would I sleep with her on the first date? I’m not Nick! Look,I really like her okay? She’s not just a piece of meat to me....Geez Lottie what is wrong with you?
*throws another box at him* I DON'T WANT MY BESTIE GETTING AN DISEASE'S OR GETTING PREGNANT!
WE WENT ON ONE DATE!