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John Wick Pitch Meeting:

Keanu: so what’s it about?

Writers: it’s about a retired, hardened assassin who goes and hunts down the people who’ve wronged him! :)

Keanu: oh idk guys that sounds like a bummer, maybe y’all wanna call Liam Neeson

Writers: no no wait, just listen—they wronged him by killing his puppy

Keanu:

Writers:

Keanu: ...so let me get this straight. You want to make a movie... about some badass assassin—

Writers: retired assassin!

Keanu: ...retired assassin... hunting down dangerous criminals... bc they killed his puppy?

Writers: ya :)))

Keanu:

Writers:

Keanu:

Writers: :)

Keanu: ...I’m in

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So I got a notification from my photos app that I had a new memory available... this is what I received...

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So I gotta come out to my grandparents as trans tomorrow bc I just started T and I don’t want them to find out when I show up one day with a deep voice and a beard lol. They’re super conservative and Fox Newsians and a bit homophobic (though they went to my brother’s wedding earlier this year and love his husband to bits) so like I’m kinda terrified. My mom wants me to open with “so you know Chaz Bono?” So that’s fun. Anyway, rant over. Tips and encouragement would be much appreciated lol

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Gosh, I love sleeping at night for a normal amount of time. Sure would love to try it someday.

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Broke: me, at 17, thinking I’d never sell my soul to the devil for any reason whatsoever.

Woke: me, 20, deciding I’d sell my soul to save my family or friends if it were necessary.

Bespoke: me, 23, knowing damn well I’d probably sell my soul for, like, a really good cheeseburger.

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But is he, you know... *whispers* an extrovert?

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