#hush lils

[urbain-of-the-valley]

LOOK AT MY SON

[reki-of-the-valley]

Fuck you you're not even trying to hide the fact that they're together together

[lils-of-the-valley]

Cot..... Cottagecore Reki......

[urbain-of-the-valley]

If team MZ played a game of monopoly it would be the absolute most chaotic thing ever, except idk if it would be worse pre or post canon/ceo of quasartico.

Because during canon, lida would be the bank, no one would trust urbain with money, naveen would be trying to extort money out of everyone, and harmony would be trying to seduce her boyfriend into giving her money or getting her out of jail. They'd be screaming and they'd give up after an hour and a half because this shit is taking forever.

However, post canon? Urbain is the bank (he insists), everyone is telling him no because he cant be trusted with money despite them knowing very well he can absolutely be trusted with money but they dont trust he wont be embezzling funds (he wont!!! He isnt!!!!), lida is trying to steal from the bank while harmony is distracting Mr banker, Urbain is muttering something about profit margins and trying to come up with a strategy (there is no strat in monopoly), Harmony is still trying to seduce her way to victory (she absolutely tried unbuttoning her shirt to try to get urbain to let her out of jail. Did not work. Lida is howling with laughter. Urbain is trying desperately to get harmony to quit it. Naveen is unbothered because hes used to this shit now). Naveen is winning, but only because while everyone was distracted, hes the only one who has been successfully stealing from the bank and his competitors. He does not get caught. Ever. Everyone is screaming. It goes on for 4 hours.

[urbain-of-the-valley]

High key wanna write some high school au

[urbain-of-the-valley]

Tomodachi Life said Urbain and Harms is canon, aka they are the only little guys on my island who have feelings for each other

[urbain-of-the-valley]

Ok, since Kalos is France, they speak French. According to me, Urbain is from England Galar. Harms from somewhere else where they speak English and French. But Harms assumes all of her friends speaks only French, or at least they don't speak English. And because she has no chill but also has the communication skills of a brick wall, she just gives Urbain English petnames, assuming he wouldn’t catch on that theres romantic intent behind them. And it starts with things a little passive aggressive like Golden Boy, but then its pretty boy and sunshine. And Urbain absolutely knows what shes saying. He's just. Sitting on these names, not sure how to proceed though. Until it all comes out like a dam breaking.

Harms: "Mais oui, je sais très bien que t'es incapable de ne pas aider tous et chacun. C'est littéralement ce qui fait de toi, toi, Pretty Boy!"*

Urbain, without missing a beat, in the thickest British accent: "You know, Harmony, it's a little difficult focusing on anything you say when you're constantly calling me pretty. What? Oh cmon now, Gorgeous. Don't get all embarrassed. It’s quite sweet, really."

*translation: "well yeah, I know very well that you’re incapable of not helping everyone. It’s literally what makes you, you, Pretty Boy!"

[urbain-of-the-valley]

Im always thinking about the implications of Quasartico Inc Employee Harmony x CEO of Quasartico Inc Urbain, except they've known each other from before, they were dating before they got corporate jobs, and if anything, Harms has an upper hand on her boyfriend/husband, but technically there's still a power imbalance. Not in practice, but to anyone looking in, it exists