“ is that a chicken? ” “ i’m not eating that. ”
“ is that a chicken? ”
“his name is nugget.. and he might become my new pet. or someone’s new pet because i’m not entirely sure ‘chicken’ is on the list of acceptable pets to have in my apartment. hear me out, though, okay. i was at target and this lady was outside giving away chicks because she couldn’t take care of them anymore. why? i don’t know because i didn’t ask.. i wasn’t going to take one because i didn’t know if i could have them or not but whenever i past the cart she had them in, he was the only little one that chirped at me and i physically couldn’t say no after that.”
“ i’m not eating that. ”
“okay, i know it looks a little gross but it’s just because of the fact the kale chips that are in it might have dyed the noodles a weird green tint. but i promise you, it’s not bad or poisonous. i do know what i’m doing when it comes to cooking things.. i just didn’t read the fact that i wasn’t supposed to add the kale chips until after the noodles had cooled slightly because if you added them before that, they dye the noodles green.”