#hvkryter

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it’s me, HVKryter! I lost access to my blog through some catastrophic missteps, so i started this new one! Sending out this message to let you know I’ve moved my blog, and I could use some help reaching out to my followers and let them know I’ve migrated to this blog.

If you know anyone who also followed me, could you give them the head’s up that this is my new main blog?

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Heyo! I used to be @hvkryter but i lost access to that account owing to a truly catastrophic screw up with my account

my email was hacked

i tried to get a new one put in but I couldn’t quite figure it out so i accidentally sent it to a non-existence email, or worse, handed it over to someone totally different.

Literally the first thing I did today. That is not a good sign for todays events. Bleh.

so i’m starting this blog as my new main!

[taffybuns]

Terezi in a godzilla costume!

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@hvkryter replied to your post:I really hope i have lifelong friends that arent...

YOU ARE ME EVERLASTING FRIEND, that is just science

THANKS!!!<3!

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A recalcitrant Decepticon soldier sat, safely incapacitated, as the Dinobots conferred on how to get vital information out of their foe. A short while later the Dinobots loomed ominously as Grimlock declared, "We Dinobots got WAYS of making you Decepti-creeps talk!" He revealed a terrifyingly massive tome, bigger than most mid-size Minicons. "Tell us all you knows... or we MAKE YOU MEMORIZE ENTIRE AUTOBOT CODE!" The Decepticon weeped in terror as Swoop added, "Including the annotations!"

Hour three, the decepticon (named Jeffspeed) counts, Hour three, and not only is their Iaconian horrible, this code is so boring

“But if there are three or more among you who have legal authority over land, you must decide based on need as determined by a third party, or split based on a videogame of your choosing” Swoop reads, as Snarl tries to write that part down.

Who cares!? he cries into his now freed hands. Why am I still here?? Why am I compelled TO LISTEN

“Me, Grimlock love to see how decepticons can’t help but just sit in awe of ours law”

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Sometimes Optimus and Elita-1 group-date with the Dinobots; it usually ends in headaches for Ultra Magnus. Usually excessive puns are involved

Oh god... but could you imagine the BILL. Optimus might not look it, but he eats A LOT, and elita? Warrior princess, hellooooo

Meanwhile the dinobots? Well grims and sludge eat a lot, but the others? they tend to keep it simple.

So what you get? Eating contests between Sludge and Prime, with Grims and Elita facing off.

Also the date ends with them all trying to burn off the dinner by running down the night beach.

Things happen afterwards....

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i've been watching scenes of the Dinobots (and Technobots) from G1 and they are a TREAT, especially in earlier seasons! In particular Grimlock making a habit out of trouncing Megatron like a roadrunner on a hapless rattlesnake, so I have to say that Transformers: Devastation is off on one account; Grimlock finds it hard to beat Megatron solo in that game. (Devastator being a pain without his team to back him up seems pretty accurate, though.)

“Me no think Megatron is hard. Me just didnt get my’s cesium salami!” he says loafing on the sofa

Swoop rolls his eyes, “Yeah, meanwhile this bozo’s chompin him’s way through a tungsten turkey!”

“That’s him’s rhodium roast” Snarl quips

“Who’s callin me a bozo!?”

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@hvkryter replied to your post:hey buddy. how have you been the last few months??

congrats, bud! :D

Thank you!!