#hxades

[lukesglitterguitar]

alli: maybe this is the procrastination talking

alli: but i’ve been thinking about cute au’s

alli: okay so one of them is a stripper

me: ....continue

someone tell me and @hxades to actually get some work done

[wut-a-duckie]

hxades :')

@hxades

tell me about your tumblr crushes! 

[apolymi]

local asexual sea sponge moves to the sea

[apolymi]

hxades replied to your post “whats gonna happen if my future live in gf doesnt like spiders?? who...”

i'll throw my shoes at them and hope for the best

omg listen thats the best plan i’ve heard 

[apolymi]

instead of a person i'm telling u about a cat. his name is toby. he has six toes on his front feet and one eye is a little smaller than the other. every day at work i sit down in the cat room and he jumps into my lap. he puts his front paws on my shoulder and starts headbutting me over and over and i kiss him on his head and he stares at me and purrs and then snuggles up on me and falls asleep. i love him so much, so so so so much 😭😭😭

ooooohhhhh my lord,,, i love cats with all my heart and oh my gdod toby sounds like the best ever im sobbing thank u

tell be abt someone you love

[apolymi]

ask meme thing: cappuccino

ally i literally JUST had coffee

go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied

[lukesglitterguitar]

we've done 10000 of these but we need 10000000 more so... ღ for u know who c:

why do u think i reblog these things in the first place?? honestly, i will Never Be Tired of memes

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: brent obviously. macey loves sleeping in and by the time she groggily strolls out of bed brent will have already ran a few miles, eaten breakfast, and probably cleaned the house

Who’s the one to make breakfast: brent bc macey can’t cook to save her life

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: honestly either of them, macey can’t cook, but, for a special occasion or maybe just because, she would try her damn hardest and even be up before he is because she loves surprising him

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: first, this is a very rare thing in and of itself because macey’s not a morning person and they both have shit to do. but, on said rare occasion it still could go either way. (i started to elaborate but it got too long and off on a tangent so i can go off about it another time if you want)

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: this is a very macey thing to do

Who chooses the movies: they choose together #teamwork

Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: they both do this but also try to simultaneously still watch the movie??? what dorks??? so it sometimes gets awkward but they just laugh. also, it’s always during movies that are not makeout-worthy at all. like the avengers or something.

Who orders lunch: they each order their lunch for themselves???

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: uh macey all the time. she has regretted this on occasion though when brent’s hot sauce addiction has been involved.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: i could write you an essay on bracey cuddling and the adorable dynamics but essentially macey curls up and falls asleep either against his side or with her head in his lap and eventually he dozes off too.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: macey but only once and while and usually jokingly because she understands his work is important and she supports everything he does & looks up to him!! (but taking a break to make out is never a bad thing)

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: macey, it’s really hard to say no to her big, green, cute, puppy dog eyes

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: they each take a picture and then both post them on instagram

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: macey because she will never not act like she’s 12

Who cooks dinner: brent, macey helps when needed (or even if not needed)

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: if he cooks then she cleans because that’s a more than fair trade off

Who stays up until 2 reading: brent, and macey rolls over and swats his arm then protests in her sleepy voice “go the fuck to sleep you wake up in a few hours” 

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: brent but my internal macey dialogue said “i hope not, that’s a little creepy” when i came to that conclusion so

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: brent again because he’s the cutest guy on this earth wtf i hate him

[apolymi]

1, 22, 26, 39, and 49 c:

thank u <33

1:What book did you last finish? When was that?

the rose and the dagger!! and i finished that like... 2 weeks ago. my slump. is. killing. me.

22:Pro or anti e-readers? Why?

PRO!! bc reading is reading no matter the format 

26:If you could be a character from a book for their entire life who would you be and why?

uhhh..... motherfucking Puck Connolly thanks. because shes beautiful and brave and badass and i want to live on Thisby tbqfh (ooh or Beka Cooper...  i could go on)

39:Name one of your favorite childhood books

peter and the starcatchers and the watsons go to birmingham 

49:When is your favorite time to read?

either right before bed, or ya know, anytime at all.

bookish asks!