#hxrdlighter

[tidesofstyx]

"So, uh, Locus— There, uh, somethin' you want to tell me? Maybe about how you're apparently a HUGE Washington fanboy?"

  -- "Excuse me? I am not a Washington...fanboy."

[umieranix]

"I just... you know how a man gets when he wants to know a woman."

"Yeah...I've got one too many that have the same opinion. You're out of luck."

[emilygrxy]

// in the pregame lobby and godDAMMIT JJ

[wheresthethirdwheel-blog]

Somewhere in the universe is a man who hates cats who desperately needs to be tormented by Pitou.

[theprofessionalofchorus-blog]

"So, when were you going to tell me about little miss CT?"

"And what are you talking about?  I did not think I would have to tell you about my personal life."

hxrdlighter

[handbinxculars]

hxrdlighter said: ⟨The real question is: how serious can you be with Palomo?⟩

//true, true

i think the lateness and the influence from my crack blogs are getting to me// 

[honouraryfirstofficerslog-blog]

MEMO: ATTN. ALL PERSONNELL (and Felix)

I couldn't help noticing that there's been a bit of confusion surrounding the word "boner" lately. So, I took the liberty of looking it up and can confirm the following: 

"Boner" meaning "a person or thing who bones" originated in 1985. Whether they meant "boning" in terms of butchery or corset construction is unclear, but that is the original and official definition.

In 1910, "boner" was used to refer to a blunder or a mistake. It wasn't used to refer to erections until the 1950s, although "bone-on" was commonly used to the same effect in the 1940s. 

In short: You're welcome. 

[senator--armstrong]

[eats all of Felix's Go-Gurt and washes it down with some Sunny D.]