#hyness

[doodleshire]

new gooey

[ratwhoeatschairs]

my wife aka Hyness aka the guy ever

he's an ugly old wet cat and I love him

[ozzythethird]

the folly of love

me when i lowkey hate my life and im so suicidal that even if my friends were still alive id still force myself into the jamba hearts in hope i'd die

yeah hyness is going through a lot during hnk star allies like your one goal in hoad is YOU'RE the one who has to force hyness to change (and convince morpho to not take his soul cos you have a plan, and plus morpho will be busy sobbing)

YAY

[hoshinokaabii-m91]

hi gang i kinda got a new phone and i lowk cant remember the password to my email so im just gonna start posting on there👀

irs called @ozzythethird

[hynessoccasionally]

oh god

[sol-lar-bink]

Wanted to try drawing the Mage Sisters in Riki Fuhrman's style. Then I did Hyness cos it didn't feel complete without him.

[hoshinokaabii-m91]

HIIII I find the snippets of your lore super intetesting!!! But I find the timeline a bit confusing. Would you mind explaining it please?

yesywsuws IM SO EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT ITTT

ok so excuse any typos and lets go

the hoshi no kaabii lore begins with gaia, the creator of the universe. she created everything but grew very bored. so she created the starries. but that got boring. so she created elfilis and genwel. once those two grew up, she created void ra and void luna.

void ra and void luna are meant to stay together 24/7, or both of them will delve into being evil, and their hearts will become more and more corrupted. this is very important

fecto elfilis grew just as bored as her creator did (fecto and elfilin use she/all pronouns in hoshi no kaabii!), and decided she would head out to explore. she said goodbye to genwel and headed off. her brother followed suit, but instead of landing anywhere, he landed on halcandra.

one of gaia's many creations was the gaurdian dragon, landia. landia was meant to be kind, stoic, and strict with its policies. it was meant to protect halcandra with its life. fast forward to genwel's creation, a couple left their child at landia's cavern. that child was hyness and fun fact, landia never named him, it just gave him a name before he went off

landia took the child in as its own and raised it to be the strongest mage in the galaxy.

two other children were born at the time of hyness and genwel yadda yadda. in halcandra, you're considered old enough to go out and get a job once you're around 16. a human girl named NEICHEL was out and about one day when she met a knight in training. his name was galacta knight. they became quick friends. soon, a strange figure approached them. it was hyness. they got close. they shared a similar trait. they could use magic.

genwel landed around this time. he was carried by three starries that were more advanced than the others. their names are nebula, galaxy, and polaris.

NEICHEL, gala, and hyness were star gazing when they saw something fall to the ground. it was genwel. he decided to stay with them, which made him very happy. side note- fecto and genwel are VERY underdeveloped in emotions. fecto only learned compassion once she met the beast pack

ok, time skip to a couple years later, the four have matured a lot and became the magical ancients. they protect halcandra and its surronding lands. this is relevant, gala meets a girl named ariel, and they fall in love. they have meta knight a few years later

so the magical ancients notice a lot of halcandrans have been going missing recently. many of them are presumed dead. this was very strange, as there was no sickness around. what could be the cause of this?

void ra and void luna. they noticed that gaia dislikes many of the creatures in her galaxy. they decided that the only way to make her happy is to get rid of all of them. this can't be a thing. they need to stop them.

the magical ancients create a ship called the lor starcutter. its to transfer the people from wherever they are. hyness gets a really cool sword. it's called orion. they manage to get to the divine terminus. they were too late to completely stop void ra and void luna. the two merged together to create void termina.

the magical ancients defeat void termina. genwel uses his strongest ability, his crystallization attack, to crystallize the void twins. void ra reached beside him to hold void luna's hand when he noticed she was gone. she had flown away so she wouldn't die. as it turns out, all of the people were imprisoned. the magical ancients decided that they needed to make sure that void stayed where he was. they created the sealing spears that would only open to the magical ancients. they sent the people home.

soon after, they meet a group of scientists. the scientists were led by a man named dr. sebastian. he seemed far too eager to see genwel. genwel didn't know this guy before this. he'd learn much later that those scientists had tortured his sibling.

after a while, the scientists start acting like the pigs from george orwell's animal farm. they made rules that halcandrans were forced to apply to, but they didn't have to follow them.

a few years back (around the time the magical ancients were on their way to fight termina), fecto elfilis was caught by the scientists and was brought in for experiments. she was incredibly hostile until she saw that there were children who were also getting experimented on. she tried to break free but was forced to settle down. they put this substance in the tube she was in that made her calm down.

she met the children. they were called IDF-101, IDF-103, IDF-104, and IDF-106. she gave them nicknames. carol, leon, monty, and silly. oh, she adored them. they would listen to her stories. they were taken from their family, so elfilis and the others were all they had.

back to the magical ancients. things have only gone downhill. hyness is raising the literal grim reaper while clinging onto his sanity. he also saved three human beings??? their names are zan, flamberge, and francesca. NEICHEL was blackmailed to leave halcandra with the scientists. genwel feels this horrible pain every day, and galacta has long forgotten what it was like to be a magical ancient. he'd been overcome by greed.

once NEICHEL left, genwel needed to go find his sibling. when she feels pain, he feels pain. he knows something is incredibly wrong. he leaves hyness with a promise of coming back. something in hyness doesn't believe him.

the scientists heavily disliked that hyness wasn't a boot-licker. they didn't like how he begged for others to understand the scientists are putting a bad name on the beauty that is science. they realised the child he was raising was a butterfly. butterflies are perfect for experiments. sebastian asked multiple times to meet morpho, but hyness refused every single time. eventually, it stopped being a request.

(this is so long, holy shit) they bascially try to kill hyness by ripping the sides of his mouth open and slamming him into the floor (that knocked hyness out cold. also gave him brain damage). hyness was alive, just very traumatised. dude the way he was just staring at a wall had francesca thinking he was gonna kill someone oh my god

so they fled to the divine terminus. hyness gets more and more mentally unstable over time, and by the time morpho was ready to leave the nest, hyness was this close to just going insane. void ra noticed hyness was there and oh my god if he could jump for joy he would HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A MOMENT so he possessed hyness. we don't hear from him for a very long time

ra had gone bad and created dark matter and zero in order to hunt down void luna. (this is important, meta is in his late 20s) she goes to possess a child. he was meant to be the next star warrior.

that child was kirby. his dad, king dedede, and his butler, escargoon, raised him. he doesn't know what happened to his mom. rick, kine, nago, and coo also raised him. they made sure he never went crazy.

ok so the dark matter saga happens, robobot, yadda yadda

morpho knight is an adult now. its set on freeing its father from possession (ok so the mage generals had a big hand in raising morpho, but hyness and their relationship is completely platonic. its basically four friends raising a baby except one of them is losing his sanity by the minute and two of them are raging lesbians). it meets and falls in love with this bat, vedang. ok so vedang has to take souls to help morpho get to its true form. to summarize, it was a bust, and morpho figured out how to save its dad. kirby! kirby could be so positive that it would knock void ra right out of his shoes! metaphorically.

so that was also a bust, kirby nearly died, and hyness literally died and kirby had to bring him back to life uhm thank god for maxim tomatoes

OK TIME SKIP TO FORGOTTEN LAND. kirby meets elfilin, they find bandee, and when they defeat gorimondo, he has a very sweet reaction to elfilin. he calls her little sister. kirby is extremely confused. apparently a gorilla-like...human? was siblings with a chinchilla-like human. then they meet clawroline, elfilin's older sister. once again, kirby had no clue how that correlated..

anyways the plot of forgotten land, skip to sillydillo. apparently its related to elfilin. how many siblings does elfilin have??? silly has a lot of screws loose, but it was trapped in a den. it wasn't allowed to leave its post. kirby convinced it that it could leave and come join him to help save elfilin. ok plot continues... they make it to lab discovera

kirby finds a lot of really pretty hats and dresses (ITS NEICHEL, SHES THE LOR STARCUTTER NOW I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT). he makes it to the top, defeats leongar, defeats forgo with the help of silly, claworline, and gorimondo, then elfilin gets taken, then it creates fecto

so they defeat fecto. elfilin sacrifices herself. kirby sees fecto struggling to get back up. kirby throws a friend heart at her (this is a sequel to star allies. scw is the threequel), and she suddenly doesn't want to rip kirby limb from limb anymore! hey a win is a win

ok final time skip to scw. elfilin and kirby are taking a ride on warp star when all of a sudden, warp star drives itself into a meteor. that was genwel. the lore happens yadda time skip to about halfway through star crossed world. they meet the astronomer dee and he talks about how genwel meteonelfilis is a huge threat and we all are gonna get slimed out if kirby doesn't learn how to attack like the magical ancients. ok lore continues, kirby learns how to attack like gala, hyness, and NEICHEL (he can now explode people's pancakes with his mind) and they're ready to seal genwel completely

little did kirby know that genwel was powering himself off of his anger and fear. and so he breaks free and the genwel fight commences. genwel thinks his sibling, hyness, NEICHEL, and galacta are all dead cos of kirby. whos gonna tell him hyness is alive and well uh oh

so once they defeat genwel, he tries a second time to kill kirby after thinking elfilin was fecto. kirby threw a bunch of friend hearts at him and it barely calmed him down😭 bro please im so tired just chill the fuck out

they realize genwel is just grieving very unhealthily. they let him calm down for a while. then they bring him back to waddle dee town, he sees hyness, and the doomed yaoi is no longer doomed LETS GO

ok that is all I HAVE A FULL LORE DOC THATS ALMOST FINISHED WHERE I GO INTO FULL DETAIL (also i couldn't find a spot to fit this in, but carol, leon, monty, and silly were all experiments to see how much the human body could change to look like an animal while still looking human-like)

hoshi no kaabii is a little gruesome but hey its a good au in my humble opinion ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING AGAHAHSHSHSHSHHDKDKS

[hynessoccasionally]

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