#hyperlaser speaks

[hyperlaser-phighting]

“Hyper? Come here, I need you to see something!”

*Subspace called him from across the laboratory. He seemed to have something in his hands, something.. fluffy?..*

[ - @illuminating-the-future ]

*He stared at the thing, starting to walk closer to get a better look*

“Subspace, what did you do? What is that?”

*He asked, getting about arms length from Subspace and the thing*

[hyperlaser-phighting]

Opinions on the sfoth? Im asking many inphernals this for a survey, please tell me about your thoughts on every individual deity if you're comfortable!

Thank you for your time.

My opinions on the deities? Okay

Firebrand: he’s okay? I guess? Apparently flipside are his grand kids but he’s been absent recently

Windforce: probably the scariest of them all. I feel bad for Banhammer sometimes

Venomshank: he’s like a dog. Usually he aids in phights…however he’s also known for going…feral

Darkheart: I’d rather not speak my opinion on him.

Ghostwalker: I’ve seen him a few times. He takes the ones I’ve killed to whatever afterlife there is. If there is any. From what I can tell he’s a pretty cool guy

Illumina: that cult of his scares me. Prior to what I am now, I saw him convert one of my comrades. Never saw him again

Icedagger: That’s a child pretending to be a god don’t try me

I hope this is good enough for you anon

(Mod: Ghostwalker is pink because I said so.)

[hyperlaser-phighting]

this is awkward…

@phighting-hyperlaser

…

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[hyperlaser-phighting]

well if your gonna be in a cat maid dress….

here *gives 1 coupon to Slingshot’s cat cafe*

since u never gone :3

*Hyperlaser stares at the coupon. He shows it to Katana, who just laughs*

This feels…humiliating

Well, we can go and consider it a date

I guess so.

1/5

[hyperlaser-phighting]

Do you like crayons?

my favorite flavor are the blue ones! *pulls out a crayon box from my pockets and bites a blue crayon*

*He stared at them, rather concerned*

I...are those things toxic? Please don't eat the toxic wax pillars

*He attempts to get up and stop them, but due to some injuries, he falls back down*

Just get it out of your mouth.

[hyperlaser-phighting]

*puts a giant blanket on hyperlaser to cover him*

there

*He hides under the blanket. The only thing sticking out is the shark tail, which was wagging like a dog’s would.* Thank you

3/5

[hyperlaser-phighting]

mx laser, if you can’t do a backflip can you at least pretty please with a cherry on top do a little dance?

I am not dancing.

[hyperlaser-phighting]

B-B-B-B-BACKFLIP!!!!

We are not doing backflips in my house.