#hypothetical

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

I’m just saying, let’s say corvids or some other bird evolves sapience similar enough to our own to converse with us and watch the things we make.

Do we *really* think they wouldn’t get pissed at how we keep portraying them and their ancestors? Because I certainly would be

[whotheycrafters]

If Legundo gets powerful enough, will being near him detrimentally impact those significantly effected by iron?

…….sausage shutdown. Ambear ow.

[mindless-polls]

If there were an emergency and someone you love needed you to babysit their 2 year old for 3 days, would you be able to? (All food/supplies are given to you)

Yes, and I would

Yes, but I would refuse

No, I wouldn’t be able to

Other

Results

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[mindless-polls]

You are going to be teleported to a completely random place in one of these countries. None of your belongings or money come with you, no evidence of any degrees or certifications you've attained. You have to find a way to live within that country for 1 year. Which are you picking?

Moldova 🇲🇩

Singapore 🇸🇬

Montenegro 🇲🇪

Poland 🇵🇱

Rwanda 🇷🇼

Nicaragua 🇳🇮

Lesotho 🇱🇸

Oman 🇴🇲

Mongolia 🇲🇳

Eswatini 🇸🇿

Slovakia 🇸🇰

Results ✨

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[mitzfii]

do you think germany would work as an accountant, or an electrician? i personally feel like an office desk is more peaceful than having to mess with wires…

also, maybe it’s just because he looks comfier in a sweater..

[p0psic1le]

Transformers Optimus Prime x Reader angst where the reader finds out that an action Optimus Prime took set the course for a tragic moment in the Readers life.

Like, a extreme example… Let’s say he missed a shot 10-30 years ago, and it flies into the trees, out of view… He doesn’t think theres any humans in danger, so he left it be and continued on with battle. Little did he know little-you’s house was in a remote location, and the bullet ran straight through the building.

You have trauma and scars from the incident, nor do you know what caused everything to go a horrific shade of blue, but you’re alive. And you eventually run into the autobots.

The only hints you got before you form a bot with the alien that he’s the accidental culprit is his blue optics and blasters, and you don’t really connect the dots until you’re already dating and details start to connect.

It shatters the relationship for a while afterwards. You’re rightfully angry because he indirectly inflicted the main source of your suffering, your scars, and your lack of a home. Optimus Prime feels guilty, as if he had known there were humans beyond his vision he would’ve stepped in and caught his own bullet. It’s just an emotional mess.

You do eventually forgive him, understanding that it was just a bad roll of fate. But the weeks following up to that eventual acceptance had Optimus worried his relationship was on the line.

[confettiooo]

Too bad if you decide that you want a muggle job after all…

Muggles who end up studying at a magical school must be somewhat talented enough to have been invited. (I still think it's somewhat a mind boggle as to how one would convince muggle parents that their kids should end up studying in a school that they cannot see…that's for another time though.)

As we know, they study various subjects that are [unfortunately] not offered in typical schools in the muggle world — defence of  dark arts, divination, potions, transfiguration, charms and many more. Not all students are as gifted as Hermione for someone that had not been in touch with magic since birth. So what happens when you turn out to be less than average in your magical school grades and decide to pursuit a muggle profession? How would they keep up to date with current affairs and important events that we deem as common knowledge? Must everyone who studied magic must end up with a magical career?

Surely you cannot use magic to obtain a job and make your CV look better than others and fake qualifications. I doubt the ministry would approve of that appalling use of your skills learnt from their world. Though if you wanted to be a scientist after all, I don't believe that you would know atomic numbers and equations, also high level of mathematical knowledge for that - because with the use of supernatural skills, those are not necessary whatsoever.

It appears that there are not a grand selection of career choices in the reality where witches and wizards belong:

Shopkeepers - Pub with butterbeer, joke shop, magic equipment…basically whatever is at Diagon/ Knockturn Alley, depending on how shifty you are.

Sports people - Quidditch player, gnome throwers? Referees, commentators…

Games expert - Wizard chess champion?

Medics

Authors/writers - for magical publications like books, Newspapers…etc.

School workers - Teachers, groundskeeper, whatever Mr Flinch really does.

Then everyone else just either works for the ministry unless you are a death eater /criminal /thief or unemployed.

So I suppose the moral is…study hard??