#hystericallyqueen

[lets-seewherethistakesus]

@hystericallyqueen

I love love love A Simple Favor. I hope this is what you were thinking of at the end of chapter 10!

[killerqueenmachine]

Heyooo if ships are still open I’d love a bo rhap and queen one of its not too much trouble! I’m 23, 5’8” with blue eyes and long brown hair and hobbies include concerts, writing ofc, hiking, discovering new places, going to breweries, dancing and singing! I’d say I’m pretty outgoing but I like having time alone too and I’m really affectionate towards my friends :’) I love being outdoors when the weather’s nice but I love a cozy night in too ❤️ thank you love!!

Ships are closed 

Well well well, what do we have ‘ere? Another cheeky double ship! 

You know what, for a Queen member I’d ship you with Roger Taylor! 

× Roger is a man that can never sit still. Never a quiet moment around this particular little bubble of joy (and sometimes destruction). The two of you would go on so many adventures all the time, since your thirst for knowledge and experiences could never be quenched. 

× You’d have silly nicknames for each other and I don’t know why but that’s just the vibe I got, ahaha. Like.. He’d call you his little elf or something stupid like that and when you asked him why, he said it was because you kept giving him the gifts in form of company, happiness, joy, kisses or affection or something cheesy like that. 

× Since Roger is a very intelligent and socially aware man who always keeps an eye out for what is going on the in world, he’d tag you along for so many strange things. One day he would’ve read a review of some new band - and then you had to go to their concert to check ‘em out. The next day he finds out wide leg trousers are the highest fashion and he runs right out to buy the two of you matching pairs. 

× Every now and again you’d get him to just stay earth for a short while. Having lazy days in with Roger was a rarity and when it finally happened it was as if a little piece of heaven had appeared on earth. He would be so needy and cuddly and you’d love nothing more than to just shower him in affection! 

And for a BoRhap boy I’d ship you with Gwilym Lee! 

× Ding ding ding! Gwilym is an active man - no doubts about that. And while this guy sure enjoys his morning run, he would be a sucker for a hike with the love of his life. Nature is beautiful on its own - but when you’re enjoying it with the person you love? That is just down right magical. 

× You would have small competitions - for silly things! Like who could find the best tasting beer that week or who emptied the trash the most for a month or who gave the other one the most orgasms or who could come up with the best date night and things like that. The winner got the honors and the loser had to clean the shower drain. A deal is a deal! 

× You’d be a sucker for his warm hugs and he would be very well aware of what his hugs did to you, thus giving you as many as would be socially acceptable. No place in the whole world could be safer or warmer than being right there in his arms, nuzzled against his chest. 

× On the other hand you knew how much this man loved his shoulders and neck massaged. Being a tall man has it’s disadvantages - such as back pains! And what’s better than to have your man right there at your mercy grunting and moaning as you massage his back to make him feel better.. I mean.. Mmmm

[rogerscupboard]

Hey!! Could I get a ship with one of the bo rhap guys? I’m 5’8” with long brown hair and blue eyes and I have a few freckles :’) hobbies include writing, history, and running and I’m somewhere between introverted and extroverted i guess? I love to sing as well, I’m really easy going and I love cozy nights in as well as fun adventures and road trips :’)

hi my dear!! i ship you with gwilym lee!! he would find you absolutely beautiful and love to kiss your freckles, one by one. he would also love to have long conversations with you about history, cuddling on the couch and tracing his fingers up and down your arm 💖 hearing you sing would melt his heart, and he would hardly be able to resist kissing you as he gazed at you, while you were singing each note as if it were just for him. he would understand your ambivert tendencies, as he’s the same way, enjoying going on spontaneous adventures with you just as much as he enjoys snuggling on the couch with you, stealing kisses throughout the night. i can also see him going running with you, your morning jogs being one of the moments in the day that you cherish most 🥰 gwil would be loyal, loving, and perfectly spontaneous when you needed it most ❤️

shipping requests are closed!

[brianmaysguitar]

8, 14, 35 for the asks!

8 - Want any tattoos? yes!! Im thinking of getting a line from the handwritten lyrics for starman by David bowie

14 - Biggest turn offs? Beards ngl

35 - What I find attractive in men: if they're Tall and probably 20+ years older than me lmao,, Being a dad helps too :/ luv that Big Dad Energy

[zodiacal-dust-and-curls]

13, 14, 15, 16!

Thank you!!!🖤🖤🖤

13: Biggest turn ons:

OOF. There’s a lot. In real life people I meet: nothing is hotter than a battle of wits and teasing. Also, pretty eyes (they can be any color, but there’s just gotta be a light or something in them that makes them pop). 

14: Biggest turn offs:

Arrogance, selfishness, being unkind. This makes my switch unfortunately easy to flip. 

15: Favorite movie: 

Changes constantly. At the moment it’s a toss up between Undrafted and Bohemian Rhapsody. 

16: I’ll love you if:

You bring me food and are nice to my friends! That is the fastest way into my heart. Works almost every time.