#i ...........

[ironslung]

should i make a gg side blog 😣

[viduamor-moved]

❝     NARCISSISTS  AREN’T  QUITE     my style.      ❞       clearly,      she’d prefer the conversation to be cut as  SHORT  as possible.      ❝     sorry,     sweetheart.     TRY  THE  MIRROR  NEXT  TIME.     i hear it’s great for late night discussions.    ❞

/ &*     @patricksbateman

[whitesuited]

𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒

:)

"... is  this  about  me  making  the  comment  the  other  day  that  i  would  be  fine  with  her  snapping  me  like  a  glo  stick?  because  i  stand  by  that  statement."

[paramcur-archive]

@paradiscm​​: i suggested you work with him, not sleep with him. ( jealous simon mayhaps............... )

this  is  where  teddy  realizes  he’s  an  idiot,  and  has  completely  fucked  up.  he  goes  slackjawed  for  a  moment,  processing  simon’s  words  before  furrowing  his  brows  -  lips  thinning  as  he  places  his  hands  on  his  hips.  “i  thought  you  wanted  me  to?  think  again  about  what  i  do  for  work.  technically,”  he  reiterates,  a  furious  blush  on  his  face  as  he  has  to  live  with  the  realization  that  he’s  just  some  fucked  up  person  who  would  do  anything  simon  asked  him  to,  even  if  it  was  doing  sexual  favors  for  someone  else.  “what  did  you  want  me  to  do?!  slip  something  into  his  drink  and  give  him  a  lapdance?  maybe  steal  his  wallet!?  i’m  not  cardi  b!”  his  voice  started  raising  a  few  defensive  octaves.  teddy’s  going  to  apologize,  of  course  -  but  he  has  to  make  a  case  for  himself  first.  there’s  a  beat,  then  he  furrows  his  brows.  “wait,  what  do  you  think  happened?  it  was  a  very  professional  handjob.”

[young-jae]

😬😬😬😬😬

[this-doesnt-endd]

ITS FUCKING SATURDAY??????

[knivesv]

Sometimes u question smth and then the answer comes through someth else and that's how the whole universe is connected