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I'm making a piss skull after work

#skeletxt #i deserve it.#its ice cream and alcohol

i’m sooo good at romanticizing my silly little life :)

#i love my tattoo artist we talked the entire time #she gave me THREE sheets of her own art stickers #i decided to go to dinner alone and i had a view of the ocean #there was live lounge music playing #i got a cheeky cocktail #unfortunately for me romanticizing my life also means spending too much money but #I DESERVE IT.#and i’m happy :)

reece shearsmith is the black cat dilf 🐈‍⬛ to my golden retriever mathew baynton 🦮 ok

#and mathew is the og dilf #i haven't left my og dilf i'm just on dilf exploration #i deserve it.#as a treat.#also does this make sense at all to anyone?#reece shearsmith #mathew baynton #taskmaster

Back on my hand bullshit I really like Spamton's hands okay.

#Emile's Arts #Spamton #I'm thinking about F/O hands again and Spamton's front and center man I looooove him hands #Plastic and rough and scratched and dented and covered in small imperfections you can always feel #And the JOINTS. Ooooh he's so pinchie holding his hand would be such a hazard #And they're so SMALL.#Also the fingers in his mouth sketch. Look man.#Maybe I just wanna open his jaw a liiiiiittle while cradling his face so gently #And maybe he judges me for it that. That's fair.#But mostly I wanna hold his hand in mine and flip it around and run my fingers along it #And memorize every little scratch and dent #And kiss them so so so softly #And if my lip gets pinched in his joint that's okay. That's Okay.#I also wanna kiss his wrist t here's a lotta wrist here #I made it a ball joint but it's like. VERY restricted.#Like on those art hands.#You CAN bend the wrist but not far. That's how Spamton's wrist is to me #I should have drawn it different honestly I have an art hand I should have actually looked at it's wrist #Anyway I wanna push his wrist to it's max flexability #Which is not far #And kiss the plastic that goes normally unexposed #The part that's still pale white unscratched and pristine #Just to say I kissed him where no one else ever did <3 #Is this weird??? Probably fkdghhdfjg #You guys know me I'm weird about hands they're soooo pretty and kissable and robot or doll hands ESPECIALLY #LOOK AT THOSE JOINTS!!!!! GORGEOUS!!!!!!!#dfjkgndfjgdhfgjd NOW it's weird. Good. Be weird.#I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and maybe I'm fighting the jitters by thinking about kissing Spamton's hands so what?#I deserve it.#Okay. I have to go to sleep soon so I'm not tired tomorrow

Not you taylor swifting an ex into a fic 😭😭

LMMMMMMAAOOOOOOOO SUH TUH FUH UH

#🙄✋🏼#I Deserve It.#pov youre me: witnessing the world chant for a fluffy brown hair nerd bf #and u got one and they thrn out to be stupid ugly and evil 🙄🙄🙄 ok u would be a villain too #asks #this made me laaauughhh so hard

it won't happen because i have no luck and also no one has ever come up to speak to me when i'm out, but what if i made a friend (or more 😏) at this raptors fan day thing this weekend

#like it won't happen #but please let there be some hotties #i deserve it.#lisa.txt

Can you rage your Jadepeach stuff as incest? That content is SUPER triggering for me and I don’t want to see it.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sorry if my ship pulled out of my ass makes you uncomfortable.

believe me when I tell you, I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD BE RELATED.

Just skip those posts or if you want leave bad comments, I deserve it for being such an idiot.

#sorry #really sorry #I'm an idiot who doesn't do my research properly #Send hate if you want #I deserve it.

#i deserve it.

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