#i hate him.

[liarsblade]

I desire only your most historically accurate pornography.

[kanonaflowers]

and a very unhappy birthday to this guy.

[alwaysfightforwhoyouare]

Um Pookie what are you doing?

📸cstockles

[swiftmitsu]

Killer JumpscaRe OooOoOo

[truestaim]

AUGHGHH GET OUT OF MY BRAINNNN

the concept of frat!dick being even MORE of an asshole once he gets you into his bed to make up for all the ass kissing he had to do to get u there😩😩😩 just mean as hell!!!! bringing you to the brink of orgasm multiple times just to pull away at the last second i hate him so badddd

— evie @hoodzgyal

this is so serious like omg never let him hit he cant stfu

he's so condescending for no reason too like... he tilts his head after he pulls out with a little smirk like he doesnt know what you're whining about "wha? c'mon princess, tell me what you want". during sex princess is used exclusively to mock you, like he can't believe you thought you deserved better than this. UGHHHH i hate him no bc when you get too loud hes like "you're enjoying it huh? c'mon, tell me how much since you made me wait so fuckin' long".... def says it's his pussy after the second fuck btw

[logolepsy-babble]

based on nakamura’s track record, season 2 is going to be a bunch of cute dates and nakamura is finally going to confess; only for hirose to go “i was under the impression we were already dating!”

[gamblersdoll]

Turbo Okarun who wants to suck on your fingers to fuck with you? Think hed do it to rile you up LOL

hed do that just because he can. like mid argument he just plops to fingers in his mouth, sucking until you pull away and hes just “you were talking alot, yo.”

and it drives you crazy. he doesnt just suck fingers to mess with you, but he just takes your hand and gnaws on your knuckles just randomly.. he had to been a teether when he was a baby.

“okarun, the fuck are you doing?”

“just bein me, man.”

“well can you be yourself and stop fucking eating my damn knuckle.”

“they hate to see a man win, yo… what a bummer.”