is it valid to think of the absolute stupidest fucking pick-up line one could say to julian right out of nowhere. where did this come from.
this isn't even a request i just remembered this blog when i thought of it?? "if you hate flowers so much, why not do something about mine" because something something deflowering joke and this man would suplex god over a shrub
he would probably suplex me too honestly
considering this is like the second ask or so i've sent iirc and i feel like i'm kind of easy to clock, i'm just gonna say i have no balls to come off anon and dot this with a —🍀
i don't see why not lmao 😭 embarrassing him is funny to me -- a wonderful pastime. (especially given the fact he's a ginger. could you imagine how red in the face he must get when flustered?)
deflowering jokes in reference to him are... particularly pertinent. i hadn't thought about that before -- it's clever! i could talk all day about his hatred for nature, but the tldr is that, while it's usually just a pain in the ass to write around in fanfics, i love using it as fodder to further harass him.
anyway.
shit dude. who WOULDN'T wanna be suplexed by that guy