#i kill bitches

[huntxriisms]

*LOUD ANGRY DOG SNARLING*

WHO FUCKED WITH MY TWINSY. 

I’LL WRECK YOUR SHIT BITCH.

DON’T MAKE ME COMMIT HOMOCIDE.

AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT AS A DAMN THREAT IF I FIND YOUR ASS.

[mrshudsontookmyskull-blog]

"Not my daughter, you bitch!"

[jordantheblog]

Story no one cares about

But I'm gonna tell it anyway 'cause I'm hyper and I want to

HELLO! So today, I laid down on my bed to see a big spider on the ceiling. It freaked me out a little, but my ceilings are like 10 feet high and I don't have a ladder so there wasn't really anything I could do. So naturally I went back to my desk to study.

Then like an hour later, I was about to leave and I saw the freaking spider is in my sheets. REALLY. My bed now. So at this point shit's getting real and I tried to get the spider to crawl on a magazine and crap so I could get it out of the apartment, but the spider just wasn't having it. In frustration, I tossed the magazine onto my bed, and the spider legit FLEW like a foot in the air in this big arc and landed on the other side of the bed. I may have screamed and then laughed at myself while simultaneously being totally freaked out. But I had to leave, so I just left the spidey in my bed.

Then a few hours later, when I came home, I saw that bitch on the ceiling again.

Continuing on... even later, I started to clean up my room. Step 1: close the math book that was on the bed. Crunch. Opened it back up and whaddya know, spidey is DEAD. That's right. And I didn't even do it on purpose. Bitch. be. dead.

THE END.

[l0zagna]

"Nobody likes Bam."

Bam.

Bam Margera.

FUCKK OFF BITCH BAM MARGERA IS THE FUCKING SHIT OKAY?!