#i larb queue 3000

[typicalmidnight]

okay but like doug forcett wasn’t gonna get into the good place because he knew how the afterlife system worked and only changed his life so he could maximize his point total so none of it had any real value and how did he not know that and how didnt janet and michael realize that?

[typicalmidnight]

do you ever listen to a song without paying attention and then THAT PART hits and you have to start it all over because you weren’t prepared? cause same

[typicalmidnight]

why is it that when i talk about cute girls i’m “forcing my sexuality on others” and “talking too much about how i’m gay” and people get annoyed, but when i talk about cute guys i’m “so romantic and sweet” and everyone wants to hear about it

[typicalmidnight]

did the weasley twins actually beat up malfoy over quidditch once or was that just a fic i read i can’t remember

[typicalmidnight]

the idea of light mode spotify scares me

[typicalmidnight]

two stories

1. this guy asked if he could get coffee in a happy meal and i said “no but i can do hot chocolate” and he was like “nah the kid wants coffee” and i was like ???? don’t give kids coffee???? but i didn’t say it so then he got an apple juice and a coffee for the kid on the side

2. i told the people their total and they handed me the money and then said “are you filipino?” and i was shocked cause yes i am but i’m mixed and nobody can tell even without the mask on so i stupidly said “yes are you” and they didn’t reply but like what

[typicalmidnight]

i wanna drive somewhere far. i don’t want to be the one driving and i don’t care where we go but i just want the road trip experience. i miss zoning out and daydreaming, and how fake everything felt driving back late at night.

[typicalmidnight]

thinking about how parents have the audacity to ask if you’re ready when they’re not and won’t be until 10 minutes after you need to leave