#i like baths

[tilldeathdousart]

I hate when people mention running to me.. the only thing I run is a fucking bath!

[shadowbugzimmy]

(My Dib-human is carrying a bucket, some baby shampoo, and long brush into my shower room. He comes into where I am laying and offers me a treat. "Zimmy, c'mere!" he chimes, emitting a double-click.)

*Gets up and follows my Dib into the shower room then consumes the treat*

(My Dib shuts and locks the heavy metal door. "Zimmy, are you ready for your bath?" he says as he fills the bucket with soapy water.)

*My antennas perk up then start wiggling upon hearing the word "bath". I excitedly remove my garments and place them into a nearby basin where little androids start washing them* Baaaaath! *Sits down in the shower*

(My Dib turns the sprayer on, making sure that the water is warm. The bath initiates.)

*Puts my garments back on when the bath is done and gets spritzed with some bubblegum perfume, letting out little giggles* Buuubblessss!

(My Dib then does the same with Baby, who absolutely hates it and is screaming like a husky.)

(Baby acts like the water is acid and that the baby shampoo is poisonous as he tries to escape. Alas, he gets clean anyways. Baby gets himself a little sweater to wear and gets spritzed with cotton candy perfume which he actually kinda likes.)

*Holds Baby and calms him down, not faulting Dib for having to bathe me and my child* It's okay Baaaby.

(Baby calms down and forgives Dib, then procreeds to play with him.)

[c-nan]

Dragons are bloody awesome 🍪

You have good taste👌

Showers or baths?

[fullyrealisedlegend]

Someone pay for me to take a holiday in a fancy hotel. One with a super nice and huge bathtub. I’m not asking for much, ok??? I need a holiday.

[nerdgasmsfoodpornprogress]

I need a bigger bath tub...

[charlio44]

Current level of laziness:

Wondering how much effort it would be to set my TV and PS3 up in the bathroom so I can play Diablo 3 in the bath

-.-

[sachi-the-cat]

Japanese baths are amazing

Like, sure I had to google how to use them because my Japanese... isn’t that great, but like. They fill up automatically, can reheat the water, you can set the temperature, they’re shorter and deeper, so you just sit in them, and there are so many buttons.

Like, one to add cold water, one to heat it up... It’s just amazing

And I want one.

[omega-phobia]

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