#i mean...he's not wrong

[koruga]

My coworker who hasn't been watching this season did catch last episode, and referred to Rizo as 'the white boy with the teeth.'

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

[rhythm-of-space]

"Everybody's real. Everybody's actually a person" - Sam Kiszka

[fortysevenswrites]

Dad: “Ever have one of those days where you feel like a mushroom?”

[workingonit-currently]

My brother ladies and gentlemen! Good to have you.

[dcvidsrossi]

Jack: So if a boy likes another boy, he's gay?

Hotch: Maybe. But it's not just gay and straight. There's lots of things a person could be.

Jack: [nodding wisely] Like Jewish.

[blairwarner]

my dad: i wonder if there’s a which brooklyn 99 character are you quiz

me: i’m sure there is *googles, takes the first quiz and gets rosa*

my dad: that’s who you think you are, but i know who you really are. santiago.

[superincorrectnewsiesquotes]

Jack: I never bragged.

Katherine: You once called your face "proof of God's existence."