listen i’m thinking about minecraft again and how i’m like. i don’t know how to play the game. i’ve only ever played on smps so i’ve never explored the nether, i’ve never beaten the ender dragon, i’ve never fought the wither. caving and mining TERRIFIES me so all i do is the extremely precarious thing of underwater mining where i am eternally at risk of drowning (?!?!) because my silly fish brain hasn’t adapted back to regular minecraft from playing origins 2 years ago. i’m scared of endermen to the point of anxiety whenever they show up. i can’t fucking build. i can’t redstone. all i do is fish, drown, and get lost 3000 blocks from home.









