#i neeeeed

[neviart]

olive idc whose side you're on i love you

[endl3ss0nania]

dad bod long hair beard big arms fat cock cute ass UGHHHHHHHH

[yayyeahwooo]

HAPPY (kinda late) BIRTHDAY SUBARU!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU SUBARU I LOVE YOU SUBARU I LOVE YOU SUBARU

[ramblesbiab]

still can't believe people had to write essays about symbolism to try and justify Cait and VI fucking in a jail cell when I immediately thought being so horny and in love that you can't bother leaving a grimy jail cell before getting all over each other was so fucking hot

[makeyouworry]

i need more stancy fics

[peachesxncream]

Bleeding from sex with dad bc he’s fucking me so rough and he says between thrusts, “You haven’t bled so much since the first time I showed you how to do this, Kiddo”

[bellamoooon]

My dear lovely writers of tumblr I just had the most beautiful vision.

Stanford!Art x childhood best friend!reader BUT make it Lacy by Olivia Rodrigo

Basically it’s art having a life long crush on reader, literally an angel on earth to him, then reader meets Patrick during one of his visits to Stanford; and of course, Patrick “can’t keep it in his pants” Zweig, is all over reader— even though he’s with Tashi, but like this is Patrick we’re talking about like???—he’s asking reader about everything and anything being all flirty, and well, reader finds it charming and cute because I mean, have u seen the guy??

But Art? Art is fuming in his seat, this kid is crying internally because he has spent his whole life pining over reader and has not been able to make a move, but here’s Patrick, who has just met reader a few hours ago and they’re already giggling about some stupid crap he can’t bare to pay attention to.

But in the end, Art “pretty eyes” Donaldson ends up getting reader because luckily for him, reader has no interest in Patrick, reader has been silently and very nonchalantly crushing over art for years too <3

[heavenly-angell]