#i run hell

[tittydicktea]

that sounds like a really chaotic time in hell. do people try to usurp ur position? (n suddenly im tempted to sacrifice soup to piss him off because then he'll Definitely Come just out of fury)

no, people kind of respect me. Mainly because i have bigger horns than them.

Also i have control over the hellhounds. Most demons are scared of the hellhounds.

(Beelz is a big bubble blowing baby, he will just start whining. Sacrifice the soup)

[tittydicktea]

that would explain a lot of things. just kinda sacrifice one or two while screaming his name and maybe it'll help? i dunno.

D: no don't! Sacrifices are forbidden! The previous leader of Hell outlawed it. (The current Devil was the previous Devil's Spouse, before the previous Devil was assassinated. But they're never here so they left me, the current Satan, in charge until they can rule with a level head.)

I'm just the one that helps Hell run smoothly, i don't make the rules.

If u wanna stop him adopting cats, u could throw soup at him.

He hates soup.

[tittydicktea]

why is there kremit sean

why have u brought hell up here, hell is supposed to stay down there goddamnit stop moving it