#i stole dis

[thecasinowolf]

Grammatically Correct

Apep: Bite me, asshole!

Kinky Pirate

Cider: Bite me asshole 7u7

[i-hate-lloyd-garmadon]

[khresme]

[vitka-wra]

Name: Vitka.

Age: 30.

Height: 5’7”.

Weight: 145.

Blood Type: O+ i guess? i never really thought of it so i’ll just give her a common blood type.

Eye color: Green and white.

Hair color: Black with dark brown highlights. They especially come out in the summer or when she spends a lot of time in Uldum.

Date of Birth: June 13th.

Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Shoe size: Average size for her height.

Favorite Color(s): Gold.

Favorite smell(s): The beach, sandalwood, lilac. 

Birth Gem: Alexandrite.

Race: Human.

Talent(s): Spearmanship, mainly. She used to be insanely skilled with shadow magic but separated herself due to the mental and physical toll it took on her. She can still use it, but not nearly as well. She also is fantastic at handling a ship, but she’s scared of the ocean so she doesn’t really use it at all, lmao. 

A wish they have always wanted: A steady, normal life, complete with a happy marriage and a kid.

An item they hold dear to their heart: She kept both of her engagement rings as bittersweet treasures. The golden snake bracelet around her wrist was also given to her by her closest friend that is now deceased. 

Favorite sound(s): The waves crashing against the shore, the wind, the rain.

Fear(s): The sea, mainly because of her intense fear of drowning. With time, though, her fear is diminishing. She’s overwhelmingly afraid of going mad due to shadow magic.

Accomplishment(s): Still being alive. She definitely considers that an accomplishment. 

Your muse’s catchphrase(s): Hand on the hip, eyebrow raised and a very sassy, “Really?” is the closest I can think of, lmao.

Likes: Going for walks, the sun, the heat, fancy clothing, passionate people, wine, whiskey, livin’ like a queen. She’s also very fascinated with void and blood magic even though it’s very dangerous for her to be around. She enjoys studying it and reading about it.

Dislikes: Know-it-alls, narcissism, fel magic, deep water, selfish people. Most of her dislikes are within people, tbh. 

Any scars?: She has a ton. Her eye, I guess, is technically a scar. She was beaten until she went blind in that eye. Her left ring finger is missing. It was bitten off by a Forsaken. From her collarbones down to her ankles, she has a bunch of puffed up scars all over her arms, legs, torso, back, and stomach that looks like scarification. Buuuut in actuality, they came from being tortured.

Birthmarks?: Nope.

Something about your muse that is different from everyone else: I’m not sure. This is a hard one. I suppose the way she dresses and the way she acts makes her stand out more than other people. At least, she stands out in a room.

What makes your muse cry?: Not much makes her cry. Devastation is really the only thing that breaks her enough to make her cry. For example, after helping the Darnassian refugees, she was inconsolable for days.

What makes your muse happy?: Jewelry, nice clothes, friends, family, love.

What makes your muse laugh?: Witty humor normally does it for her. Or idiocy. 

Does your muse love his/her parents? Why or why not?: She’s very conflicted when it comes to her parents. On one hand, she loves them because they’re her parents. On the other hand, she knows how wicked they were and feels the things they did are unforgivable. She holds a lot of resentment for her father more than her mother, though. 

Does you muse have any friends? Which friend is closest to him/her?: She has a lot of friends because of how social she is! I don’t really wanna name ‘em off or tag them because I don’t want to miss or offend anybody. Her closest friend, at the moment, would probably be @jebweaver​ because he knows her better than anybody else does. He’s the only person she doesn’t completely hold at arms length. Also because she loves him.

Your muse’s favorite food?: Pies of any kind, fresh fruits, Pandaren food (ANY OF IT).

Does your muse follow a religion? Not anymore. 

What would get your muse to fall in love with someone?: Listening and understanding her. Seeing through the guise she wears and calling her out on it or making it known that she doesn’t need it around them. 

Has your muse ever killed/murdered somebody? Why did they do it and what was their motive? She has killed... A lot of people. During her shadow days, she killed for the sake of killing sometimes. Other times, she killed to keep people away from her loved ones or to keep them out of harms way. Nowadays, she only kills when she has to or for jobs. Even still, she feels a lot of guilt for the lives she’s taken especially in her shadow user days.

Does your muse have a type when it comes to physical attraction?: it seems she always falls for the dark, curly haired type dudes who are probably bad for her. smh. In general, though, she doesn’t really have a “type” in terms of physical attraction. All of her interest comes from their personality.

What does your muse find endearing personality wise?: When people can trust others easily or wear their heart on their sleeve. She finds that incredibly endearing. It’s not necessarily something she’s attracted to, but she appreciates it and will always befriend those types of people.

What is the stupidest/ most illogical thing your muse has done and why did they do it?: Probably the amount of fuckin’ murder she committed. She could’ve easily got caught (which someone else got put in the stocks and punished for something she did) or killed because of how reckless she was. She was completely controlled by her emotions which made her a wholly illogical person.

[antipathetic-inachis]

WEALTH  —

$   financial.  // wealthy / moderate  / poor /  in poverty

✚  medical.  // fit /  moderate /  unfit  /  sickly /  disadvantaged  / disabled  /  not applicable

✪  class.  //  upper /  middle-working /  poor  /  slave  /  unsure

✔  education.  //  qualified /  unqualified  /  studying /  other  /  none

✖  criminal record.  //  yes, for major crimes  / yes, for minor crimes /  no  / has committed crimes, but has not been caught yet

FAMILY  —

◒  children.  // has one or more children /  has no children  /  wants children /  verse dependent

◑  relationship with family.  // close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s)  / has no sibling(s) / siblings are deceased 

◔  affiliation.  //   orphaned  /  adopted ( by the soothsayer) / disowned / raised by birth parent  /  not applicable

TRAITS  +  TENDENCIES  —

♦  extrovert  //  introvert  // in between 

♦  disorganized //  organized // in between 

♦  close-minded  // open-minded // in between

♦  calm // anxious // in between ( can seem calm ahahhh )

♦  disagreeable ( HAS to be done HIS way.) //  agreeable // in between

♦  cautious // reckless // in between  

♦  patient  // impatient  // in between

♦  outspoken //  reserved   // in between

♦ leader // follower  // in between

♦  empathetic  //  indifferent  // in between

♦  optimistic //  pessimistic  // in between 

♦  traditional ( in a since of saving face )   // modern ( in idealism and innovation )  // in between

♦  hardworking  //  lazy  // in between 

♦  cultured  //  uncultured  // in between 

♦ loyal ( to himself ) //  disloyal  // in between

♦ faithful // unfaithful  // in between

BELIEFS  —

★  faith.  //  monotheist / polytheist  / atheist / agnostic /it’s complicated / N / A

☆ belief in ghosts or spirits.  // yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✮  belief in an afterlife.  //  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✯ belief in reincarnation.  //  yes  / no  / don’t know / don’t care

❃  belief in aliens.  // yes / no / don’t know /  don’t care

❀  philosophical.  //  yes  / no / sometimes

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION  —

sexuality.  /  heterosexual  /  homosexual  / bisexual /  asexual  / pansexual /  demisexual  /  questioning

❥  sex.  // sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable 

♥ romance.  //  romance repulsed ( but STARVING FOR ATTENTION AND DOSEN’T EVEN NOTICE ) / romance neutral /  romance favorable

❣  sexually.  // adventurous / experienced /  naive / inexperienced  / curious  / inhibited 

⚧  potential sexual partners.  //  male /  female  /  other  /  none  / all 

⚧  potential romantic partners.  // male / female /  other  /  none  / all

ABILITIES  —

☠  combat skills.  //  excellent / good  /  moderate  /  poor  / none

≡ literacy skills.  // excellent / good  /  moderate /  poor  /  none

✍  artistic skills.  //  excellent ( with blueprints and violen/piano ) / good /  moderate  / poor /  none

✂  technical skills.  //  excellent / good /  moderate  /  poor  /  none

HABITS  —

drinking alcohol.  //  never / sometimes / frequently /  to excess

smoking.  //  never /  sometimes  /  frequently  / to excess

✿ other narcotics.  //  never  /  sometimes /  frequently  /  to excess ( any substance available that gives him energy )

medicinal drugs.  //  never / sometimes  /  frequently  / to excess ( to stay awake )

☻ indulgent in food.  //  never  /  sometimes /  frequently  /  to excess

$  splurge spending.  // never /  sometimes /  frequently  /   to excess

♣  gambling.  // never  / sometimes /  frequently  /  to excess

[slightly-senseless]

It's illogical for me to feel this way, therefore I will not

Capricorns

[pure-gay-story]

Dean’s only job in life ever has been “protect Sam”

and it’s so important to him he’s only ever trusted himself to do it

and he just gave the job to CAS

[shesaidreallifesuckslosersd-blog]

AUDIOMEME LULZ

Audiomeme by truexfallacy

I STOLE THIS FROM KRISTEN (COPYING KRISTEN FOREVER)

What is your name and Tumblr username? Where do you live? Where do you wish you lived? How old are you? Read the following words: Abrasion, Charm, Cinnamon, Demeanor, Elixir, Epiphany, Fermented, Heterodox, Iniquity, Labyrinth, Leisure, Mannequin, Mermaid, Pandemonium, Phoenix, Quidditch, Quintessential, Spice, Talisman, Unicorn, Warfare, Whiskey, Winter, Zest  What are your favourite spells and potions? What is your favourite swear word? Which house at Hogwarts would you like to be in? Which do you think you’d actually be in? Do you have a phobia? If so, do you know its scientific name?  What is one unusual fact that you know? Read the following tongue twister: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? End this audio post by saying goodbye in a different language.